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Mamma needs a good old fashioned YA read

GIRRRRRRRRL

Oh, I already hate this girl.

Girl, no one is that damn dumb.

Wtf are guard dogs supposed to do against a ghost???

What kind of fk ass voice is this narrator using???

Oh fudge. I’m in for it.

If my therapist gives me assigned reading, you bet I’m adding it to my book count.

Whatever happened to “hi, hello, how are you?”

I hate this couple so much

Let’s just get this over with.

I KNEW IT

Kill that mfer!!! Beat his ass!!!

Oh me, oh my! Do I spy a YA sci-fi plot of old? Delicious.

Every time Rowan “nuzzles” Arlin’s neck, an angel loses its wings.

Surely that will cause some sort of rash, no?

This is YA???

wtf

The n word? Really?

Mind you, he’s describing his cousin here.

We get it, his eyes are green.

Oh, so we’ve just decided to forgo editing? Nice.

If you booktok freaks lead me astray on this too, then I’m blocking each and every one of you.

Carol spraying lavender on the pillows and saying “you need this to relax” during an argument is so me.

BORED.

Hello??? This is war! Do you really have time for that???

Okay, idiot.

Someone better kill Ernt before I do.

Can I just say that I love the way this author is finally portraying Ted Bundy as the deranged incel he truly was, and not as the charming golden boy he pretended to be? THAT is justice.

I’M BORED