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"It was sunshine, trying to bust through the curtain of clouds like a diva."

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“But Phil? Mom. Know your worth.”
Lexi sucked air through her teeth. “I don’t know. Sometimes you gotta have a flash sale, you know what I’m sayin’?”

“I need you to drive Larissa and her mom to the hospital.”

eu e a minha mãe?

“content warning”
NUT ALLERGY

??????
começa bem

robophobe SuzyQ

robophobic

“sou datilógrafa e virgem, e gosto de coca-cola”
she’s really just a girl

omg é um speak now moment

a audácia deste homem

“não houve mais hipótese de terem paciência para o brasileiro”

xenofobia em pleno ano de hexa (#delulu

"Se Grace fosse nova e bonita, eu teria pensado que um sentimento mais terno do que a prudência ou o medo houvesse disposto o Sr. Rochester a seu favor; mas o aspeto daquela matrona descriada convencia-me de que era absurdo pensar tal coisa"

JANE EYRE!!!!!!!

*side eye*

se este nome me aparece mais uma vez à frente eu juro que tenho um ataque PLEASE CHEGA DE S****s neste mundo estou FARTA FARTA acabem com elas JÁ

"— E que respondeu a menina?
— Nada. Tapei a cabeça com o lençol e voltei-me para a parede.
— Fez muito mal, Menina Jane.
— Eu fiz muito bem, Bessie; a sua senhora nunca foi minha amiga. Foi sempre minha inimiga.
— Oh, Menina Jane, não diga isso!
— Adeus, Gateshead! - gritei ao atravessarmos o átrio, direitas à porta
de entrada."

name a more iconic 10 year old than jane eyre

" Adam responded by asking him who his favorite Albanian-born, British-raised pop star was: Rita Ora, or Dua Lipa. "

eis o conjunto de palavras que não esperava ler

taylor swift mentioned again

" And yet, at the same time, the pain felt about as real as any pain he had felt before, like a little piece had broken off from his heart. "

:(

é claro que ele e a nina agora são besties

justice for my girl nina :(

nina my girl “a pathological people pleaser who only wanted you to see her”

"How had she become so old, so young?"

me when the book title is mentioned 🎉🥳🎊

"She stopped buying herself luxury bath bombs and listening to Taylor Swift—she began to think that buying luxury bath bombs and listening to Taylor Swift were signs that you were a sucker who was depressed."

YOOO

“cerveja, cebolas, manteiga, molho vinagreta e desodorizante”

what more a couple need am I right?

“I do not judge someone by their favorite books, thank you.”

“Unless …”

.“Unless it’s one of those self-help-business-guru pull-your-self-up-by-your-bootstraps kind of books.”

tão real

"(Pru would have been beside herself knowing that I didn’t make it from scratch—she swore by this one celebrity chef’s recipe, but all I liked from his cookbook was the lemon pie.)"

IS THIS AN "A SEVEN YEAR SLIP" REFERENCE?