Lysa Kingham > Recent Status Updates

I demand your attention and I desire your affection.

That’s a good line

Okay I don’t really understand the whole a ghost can touch her, and I have googled “can you feel a ghost” and the only explanation I can find is that he’s possessed someone’s body. But then that doesn’t make sense either with the whole “feeling heat” thing.
BUT WHO CARES CUZ I LOVE IT

No one looks good with this camera. Sometimes I get alerts when I'm rolling the trash bins out to the curb and I have three seconds of pure, unadulterated fear. Then I remember that the harpy on the screen is actually just me before I've brushed my hair.

CACKLING at this

Fucking third act breakup so dumb. Like seriously, why?

"Everybody out," Finn says, his voice hoarse.
"I said, everybody out,"


SQUEEEEEEAAALLLL

12:03 a.m.: Finn: Happy birthday,
Eleanor

You literally invited your “boss” to meet your famous boyfriend. Obviously he’s not gonna want to talk to you??? Like wtf

Fucking third act break up obviously

Single dad and live-in nanny? Yaaaaaaaa 💃🏼

Okay finally Bjorn’s mom putting Freya in her place and telling her she’s being annoying and selfish. SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT. Only took a whole 1 book and a 1/3 of this one

Their “rules” are honestly so frustrating because they keep breaking them and then getting like weird and withholding and like Shamey? I don’t love how they’ve approached everything

Sage sort of bugs me, but I love a forced proximity one bed trope

“ I kissed him”. FUUUUCCCKKK OFFFF leave him ALONE

Omg. Why are they attempting skating together AGAIN. My GOD give it UP

What else is IN this book. Why is it looooong. I mean there is. Lot going on but come ON

“Sunday is Italian night at Mr. Worldwide res-taurant, so I put in an order for pizza.” It’s giving Al’s Pancake World from Gilmore Girls

“This might be the first time I've seen Jack out of work clothes. He's opted for gray sweatpants and a black Henley. His gray baseball cap is on backward”
So he’s seducing her obviously. And now it’s forced proximity?? I am looooving this

This book is giving me anxiety??? Like the teenage and young adult angst and competition and heartache. AAAH

“You're trying to do everything yourself. You can't let anyone else help because you need everything to be perfect, otherwise you feel like you've let everyone down.”
Ooooooff felt that

Okay these two have GREAT chemistry. I love a down bad flustered man

“I love him on purpose”

Did he just call her Grinchy before he climaxed?

I love that they’re watching Parks and Rec

“Shut up. Shut all the way up”
I love that 😂

“I’m not the right man for you”. Yeah no shit, dipshit

Okay. With how much they talk about cinnamon rolls, I NEED to make cinnamon rolls

Okay Ethan is a piece of shit right

“I run to her, because she is my finish line.” 😭😭😭

“But secondly, being compared to Margot Robbie is the farthest possible thing from an insult.
Plus, I'm pretty sure Barbie has had more successful careers than this man has had successful shits this week.”

Okay this has me deeeeeead 😂

“My entire life was devoted to caring for others. I wanted someone to take care of me for once. I wanted someone to want me. No, need me. I wanted a man so obsessed that he hacked into cameras to watch me when he couldn't sleep. I wanted him to monitor my location data, order me a home security system so no one else could break into my house, and threaten to murder anyone who hurt me.” Shes delulu but I get it