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Jessie is 10% done with Electric Idol (Dark Olympus, #2)
Biding time with an audiobook of mindless, poorly contrived smut while I wait for my Hoopla borrows to reset so I can listen to Sunrise on the Reaping
Aug 26, 2025 11:13AM Add a comment
Electric Idol (Dark Olympus, #2)

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Jessie is 47% done with The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre
God this book is so good. I need a miniseries made with Jamie Lee Curtis, like, IMMEDIATELY.
Jul 26, 2025 01:22PM Add a comment
The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre

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Jessie is 58% done with Slashed Beauties
This is well-written and I am very engrossed in the plot and characters, but at 60% the Georgian-era wax ladies still have not yet come to life to murder any men. I hope it delivers on this promise FORTHWITH!
Jul 09, 2025 01:09PM Add a comment
Slashed Beauties

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Jessie is 2% done with Big Dumb Eyes: Stories from a Simpler Mind
The only non-gay book I'm reading this Pride Month (aside from a volume of poetry that was carried over from May) because my Libby hold came in riiiiight before a road trip and this feels like a PERFECT "read in the car" book
Jun 04, 2025 11:26AM Add a comment
Big Dumb Eyes: Stories from a Simpler Mind

Jessie
Jessie is on page 38 of 380 of Neon Gods (Dark Olympus, #1)
Reading for smutty book club. Considering the only other Katee Robert book I've read (Hunt on Dark Water), for a different book club, was one of the worst books I've ever read, I have low expectations for textual enjoyment, and high expectations for how unhinged the book club convo will get.
May 15, 2025 03:01PM 1 comment
Neon Gods (Dark Olympus, #1)

Jessie
Jessie is on page 25 of 192 of Hang On A Minute Mate
It has been a WHILE since a book has made me literally LOL as hard as I just did. My sides hurt!
Jan 12, 2025 12:30PM Add a comment
Hang On A Minute Mate

Jessie
Jessie is on page 46 of 527 of The Lost Queen (The Lost Queen, #1)
Read this as an ARC back in 2018 and LOVED it (was even one of my staff picks during my Bookseller v1.0 era).

Six years later, I remember very little of the plot, and the third in the trilogy comes out next month, so I'm due for a reread (and also to actually read the second book, which came out smack dab during These Unprecedented Times™️ when pretty much all I could read were Animorphs and Hannibal Lecter books)
Nov 09, 2024 06:49AM Add a comment
The Lost Queen (The Lost Queen, #1)

Jessie
Jessie is on page 20 of 274 of The Woodchipper Murder
My Dune TBR Bucket 🪱🪣📚 has determined that I finally read this book that I've owned since 9th grade (20 years ago), and I must obey The Bucket.
Oct 07, 2024 10:02AM Add a comment
The Woodchipper Murder

Jessie
Jessie is 43% done with Daisy Darker
For about 100+ pages now I've suspected she's been Bruce Willis this entire time.... I know I love a mindless audiobook but dang this is some incredibly tedious storytelling. 🥱
Jul 06, 2024 05:58PM Add a comment
Daisy Darker

Jessie
Jessie is on page 25 of 236 of The Classics Professor: Create Your Own Erotic Fantasy
Don't judge meeeee this is my household's new book to read aloud when stoned, needed a palate cleanser after Amish romance. I received it from a wrapped book swap at a bookseller conference I went to for work. It is HILARIOUSLY AWFUL. Bless.
Jun 12, 2024 06:56AM Add a comment
The Classics Professor: Create Your Own Erotic Fantasy

Jessie
Jessie is on page 102 of 205 of Doll House
This is legitimately one of the lamest most poorly written books I've ever read.
Feb 24, 2021 05:46AM Add a comment
Doll House

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Jessie is on page 15 of 336 of Hannibal Rising (Hannibal Lecter, #4)
God I can't believe I'm re-reading this piece of garbage.......
Jan 20, 2021 07:47AM Add a comment
Hannibal Rising (Hannibal Lecter, #4)

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