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Jessie is 10% done with Electric Idol (Dark Olympus, #2)
Biding time with an audiobook of mindless, poorly contrived smut while I wait for my Hoopla borrows to reset so I can listen to Sunrise on the Reaping
— Aug 26, 2025 11:13AM Add a comment
Electric Idol (Dark Olympus, #2)

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Jessie is 47% done with The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre
God this book is so good. I need a miniseries made with Jamie Lee Curtis, like, IMMEDIATELY.
— Jul 26, 2025 01:22PM Add a comment
The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre

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Jessie is 58% done with Slashed Beauties
This is well-written and I am very engrossed in the plot and characters, but at 60% the Georgian-era wax ladies still have not yet come to life to murder any men. I hope it delivers on this promise FORTHWITH!
— Jul 09, 2025 01:09PM Add a comment
Slashed Beauties

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Jessie is 2% done with Big Dumb Eyes: Stories from a Simpler Mind
The only non-gay book I'm reading this Pride Month (aside from a volume of poetry that was carried over from May) because my Libby hold came in riiiiight before a road trip and this feels like a PERFECT "read in the car" book
— Jun 04, 2025 11:26AM Add a comment
Big Dumb Eyes: Stories from a Simpler Mind

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Jessie is on page 38 of 380 of Neon Gods (Dark Olympus, #1)
Reading for smutty book club. Considering the only other Katee Robert book I've read (Hunt on Dark Water), for a different book club, was one of the worst books I've ever read, I have low expectations for textual enjoyment, and high expectations for how unhinged the book club convo will get.
— May 15, 2025 03:01PM 1 comment
Neon Gods (Dark Olympus, #1)

Jessie
Jessie is on page 25 of 192 of Hang On A Minute Mate
It has been a WHILE since a book has made me literally LOL as hard as I just did. My sides hurt!
— Jan 12, 2025 12:30PM Add a comment
Hang On A Minute Mate

Jessie
Jessie is on page 46 of 527 of The Lost Queen (The Lost Queen, #1)
Read this as an ARC back in 2018 and LOVED it (was even one of my staff picks during my Bookseller v1.0 era).

Six years later, I remember very little of the plot, and the third in the trilogy comes out next month, so I'm due for a reread (and also to actually read the second book, which came out smack dab during These Unprecedented Times™️ when pretty much all I could read were Animorphs and Hannibal Lecter books)
— Nov 09, 2024 06:49AM Add a comment
The Lost Queen (The Lost Queen, #1)

Jessie
Jessie is on page 20 of 274 of The Woodchipper Murder
My Dune TBR Bucket 🪱🪣📚 has determined that I finally read this book that I've owned since 9th grade (20 years ago), and I must obey The Bucket.
— Oct 07, 2024 10:02AM Add a comment
The Woodchipper Murder

Jessie
Jessie is 43% done with Daisy Darker
For about 100+ pages now I've suspected she's been Bruce Willis this entire time.... I know I love a mindless audiobook but dang this is some incredibly tedious storytelling. 🥱
— Jul 06, 2024 05:58PM Add a comment
Daisy Darker

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Jessie is on page 25 of 236 of The Classics Professor: Create Your Own Erotic Fantasy
Don't judge meeeee this is my household's new book to read aloud when stoned, needed a palate cleanser after Amish romance. I received it from a wrapped book swap at a bookseller conference I went to for work. It is HILARIOUSLY AWFUL. Bless.
— Jun 12, 2024 06:56AM Add a comment
The Classics Professor: Create Your Own Erotic Fantasy

Jessie
Jessie is on page 102 of 205 of Doll House
This is legitimately one of the lamest most poorly written books I've ever read.
— Feb 24, 2021 05:46AM Add a comment
Doll House

Jessie
Jessie is on page 15 of 336 of Hannibal Rising (Hannibal Lecter, #4)
God I can't believe I'm re-reading this piece of garbage.......
— Jan 20, 2021 07:47AM Add a comment
Hannibal Rising (Hannibal Lecter, #4)

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