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"I agreed not to punish you for refusing me,
wizard. I agreed not to punish or harass you by
proxy.' Mab smiled. 'I did that just for spite.”

You HAVE to love Mab!!! 😆

“Me doy cuenta de que he dejado de pensar en divisiones políticas, en los que luchan por la libertad y los terroristas, en dictadores y ejércitos. Sólo puedo pensar en lo frágil que es la civilización.”

Ñe, mucho tiene que mejorar el final para pasar de ⭐️⭐️⭐️

“The trouble was that he was the kind of person who, having decided to be an interesting person, would first of all try to find a book called How to Be An Interesting Person and then see whether there were any courses available”

I really don’t understand why Pratchett had to call me out on this one. 😩😆😆😆

“In fact the Guild, he liked to think practised the ultimate democracy. You didn't need intelligence, social position, beauty or charm to hire it. You just needed money which, unlike the other stuff, was available to everyone. Except for the poor, of course, but there was no helping some people.”

“I DON’T WANT TO GO.”

Pasaje de
Discworld 11 - Reaper Man

I’ll never hear this sentence and not remember Tennant.

“Money don't buy happiness, Gytha.'

'I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks.”

Pasaje de
Discworld 18 - Maskerade
Pratchett, Terry

“The current state of knowledge can be summarized thus:
In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.”

Pasaje de
Book 14 - Lords and Ladies
Terry Pratchett

The three witches in Spain. De terraceo. 😍

“It’s far too early in the morning for it to be early in the morning,” she said.”

Nanny Ogg represents me

Pasaje de
Book 12 - Witches Abroad
Terry Pratchett

“If I’d had to buy you, you wouldn’t be worth the price.”

Pasaje de
Book 06 - Wyrd Sisters
Terry Pratchett

What a great phrase.

“No,” she said, on general principles”

Pasaje de
Book 06 - Wyrd Sisters
Terry Pratchett

#RESPECT. I feel so represented by Granny

Pues ya veremos cómo sigue, pero de momento esta es probablemente la descripción de un desangramiento más poética que he leído nunca.

Espero que al final Sophie sea de los malos, así al menos tengo excusa para odiarla, porque de verdad, qué tipa más petarda. 😠

“That’s blasphemy”, said the vampire.
He gasped as Vimes shot him a glance like sunlight. “That’s what people say when the voiceless speak”

“Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.”

“I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pasaje de
Book 19 - Feet of Clay
Terry Pratchett

WHAT?!?!?! I was ready for something like this to happen, but like that?!?! Seriously?!?! 😳😳😳😳

Toot-toot!!!! 🥰

-There’s one thing that’s true at least, he said. You dwarfs really love gold, don’t you?
- Of course we don’t. Don’t be silly
-Well—
- We just say that to get it into bed
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“If you’re going to have crime, it might as well be organized crime”

“El viejo Bailey no era, en esencia, una de esas personas que han nacido para contar chistes. Pese a esa desventaja, insistía en hacerlo” 😆 ❤️

“Stupid! Where do you think acorns come from?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣