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Not Jack Antonoff being described as cozy by his sister lmao

“Forgive me father for I have coveted another man’s wife! And I’m not even into girls”

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I love Lena so much aaaaaaaa she’s a staaaaarrrrrr

Lena Dunham is the coolest and she has my dream life frrr 😭😭😭

Wow you can really reeeeallyyyy see this was written by a man

Not even Stephen King is this self indulgent…. If this book is really going to be such a cliche, I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

But wow, writing all women being completely Madonna-like obsessed with their men + the way they talk about them… this is going to be a tough read. I hope I’m wrongfully judging tho, I really do

This book is freaking hysterical lmaooooo