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"The only reason you haven't been owned before is because I hadn't come along yet"
Jonathan! You demon. The King can smile.

Unbearably good!

They did what?! On my way to ask hubby to p*g him 😂

Ilmari dressed as Mr.Smee is sending me 😂
Loving Ryan so far.

Ofc there was a third party.

Need the first ticket to this planet, please and thank you!

"Upon delivery to You Suck, you will be passed to an escort who will march you through the clans, and bids will be placed for your permanent adoption"
This is already hilarious 😂

"Spirits can't do that"
No shit, Einstein. Did it take 300 pages to grow a brain?

"my mother's cousin's husband's niece"
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Was it really necessary? Still no idea..

"If you want to blame anyone, blame yourself. You made me obsessed with you to the point I can't fucking breathe until I see you"

... I wasn't ready.

Really have high expectations for this one. Please don't be a disappointment ...

_"This room is exactly the same. But I'm not. Not even close."_
Oh my heart !

Oh you boys are sooo cuuute !

Hannibal Lecter with Saw tendencies falls "in love". Brutal!