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I’d like to take a poll to see what people do when they are reading in public and a sex scene happens. What’s the protocol here.

“Aunt Mary is preparing a rather nice dinner for this Sunday, and she’ll complain horribly if the family has to attend your funeral instead.” “I’ll save the world for the sake of Aunt Mary’s roast lamb.”

“In about an hour or so they’ll transform back into people, with no lingering harm other than an inclination toward vegetarianism.” “They’re Texans!” “Oh dear,” Elodie repeated, wincing.

I love how she calls Xanax her calming pills.

“You’re overwrought,” she said. “I should have realized. We’ve both been under a strain. And it’s harder on you because you are so sensitive and emotional.”

He had said that someone had to marry her because she was a public menace, and he supposed he was the only one big and mean enough to manage her.

Watched some Japanese BL took a reset now I’m ready to get traumatized again.

It’s like Rina forgets the female lead is British so she randomly adds the word “Blimey”. I can say the word blimey ! It doesn’t make you English !

Never in my life would I have thought I’d find this quote in a dark mafia academy novel

“And mangas. Slice of life. Shounen, and… I grab one and my brows lift. Boys’ love. Well, well. Would you look at that?”

And now we are on to the mafia romance. But will probably go back to highlanders too. My two weaknesses to finish out my reading goal.

“But I’m in the middle of a sour mood, Johanna. I’m not fit for company today. Go away and leave me to my pout.”

Connor seems much more of on ass in the audiobook. But is fine when I read it so I think I’d like the book less if I only listened to it.

He’d had portraits of his horses done, too. A man must commemorate his loved ones, after all.

“Yes. The point is, if you could just overlook this one small issue of my inability to form emotional attachments to other human beings, we’d be very happy together.”

“No, but according to a book I once read, Phenomena Produced By Diseases Of The Nervous System, it’s very likely that I have hyperesthesia or periodic mania, or both.” Pandora paused with a frown. “Why are you smiling? It’s not nice to laugh at other people’s diseases.”

“What if my horse isn’t a good sailor?”
Can’t relate.

If I can actually get through a book this month I’ll be shocked. But I guess I’ll keep starting new ones everyday.

“Amelia, I can’t discuss this now. Or I’ll start weeping and throw myself to the floor.” “Heavens, don’t do that. Someone might trip over you.”

“Babies don’t drink gin.” Vielliers said, pretty sure he was right about that.
I forgot how chaotic historic romance books can get. I love it.

“John lashed out, berating the baron for his rudeness, reminding him that when he was in the room , it was the law of England that he, and only he, be the center of attention.”
-King John the attention whore

I have two security blankets to comfort me my actual baby blanket I’ve had since birth and this book.

Something’s wrong with me bc I hate all of the characters and normally wouldn’t but this is what I get when I try and read a book I’m not embarrassed to log.

Used my international plan to get the next book bc all they are doing is a “air show” rn smh this isn’t what I came for.

This physical book is only sold in mandarin and I don’t know how much of my life will go by before I am able to read 1800 pages of mandarin. Just put me down.

You tell him to never come back or let you see him again so he leaves and now you say that if only he came back and begged forgiveness it’d be ok. I don’t get it???? Do you get it???

Honest to god whoever compared this to howls moving castle was on one.

“News of the horrors of the American medical system had reached even the demon plane.”

“His father is a cuckold.” -Marcellus

“I am a big boy.” -Marcellus

Juniper Jubilee is the faerie I needed to help me get to February for the final Emily Wilde book with Wendell.