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Nicholas grunted and walked away.  Nobody said “no” to his adorable bridezilla.

He rolled his eyes dismissively.  “Are those even crimes?”
“Yes.”  Nicholas told him.
Trevelyan sighed, the most mistreated villain in the whole wide world.

I just can’t emphasize enough how amazing Cassandra Gannon is. I don’t have the patience to read anyone else rn.

You’re telling me within 50 pages you already are forgiving said sexist vampire and kissing him?? Hell. No. That’s weak.

June 22, 1789- I saw Agatha Northhandler punch a man for stealing twine from her shop today.  I think it was quite common.  Women need not resort to violence.  We can get our own way by using subtler means.  The only time a true lady should be around blood is when she’s thanking the Good Lord not to be pregnant.
From the Journal of Miss Lucinda Wentworth

“What was Missy doing in the human realm?”…
Djinn shrugged.  “I don’t know.  I didn’t ask.  She brought a torch, though.”
“Missy watched some old TV show on Netflix and didn’t like the ending.”  Satour muttered.  “Said she was going to burn down the actress’ house.”

“I don’t see how people need to be ‘warned’ about them,” said Anabel. “It’s not like such books are offensive.”
“But there should be a whole separate subcategory for them,” Hattie insisted. “Like . . . fade-to-black-sex romance. When I pick up a romance novel, I want to know in advance if there are no raunchy scenes. I’m all about the raunch.”

Hattie hmphed. “An old woman should be able to enjoy a joint in peace. The damn book wrecked me, ending on a cliffhanger like that. And the heroine forgave the hero far too easily, in my opinion. She should have made him plead for forgiveness. I like a good, long grovel.” She hefted herself onto a chair. “All my husbands groveled.”

“Don’t.”  She told him, running a comforting palm over his arm. “Your poetic temperament is getting away from you, but one punch could break your hand.  Then how could you play guitar?”
“How about if I use a bat to beat him?  Then my hand would be protected by the aluminum.”

New favorite dynamic is fair maiden convinced the bad guy is an angel.

“A silence rose between them that could only be described as awkward. Jeffree did not think he had ever thought that about a silence before.”
Such an awkward man. I love him so much.

“Alright.  Calm down.”  Trevelyan held up his palms, prepared to smooth over the dispute.  Dragons were natural mediators.  “I’ll talk to Marion.  I can reason with her.”  He headed for the door, throwing it open.  “Ez is not wearing motherfucking white!”  He bellowed down the hall.

She waved everything aside, because she’d just had a brilliant idea and she needed to share it.  Having other people admire her brilliance was the best part of being so brilliant. 

“You think a lot of people are dead, who turn out not to be dead.”
“I’m eternally optimistic.  It’s my nature.”

“What had he ever done to deserve this kind of misery? …Besides everything he’d ever done.”

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Trystan had heard enough.  “No, knight.”  He shoved away from the doorframe.  “I’m not paying for a factory.  I don’t care how shimmery your hair is.”  He flopped down onto the ancient carpet by the bed, again, slanting Galahad a frown.  “And how the hell does your hair stay so shimmery, when you are forever without a hat to protect it?”

“They tend to be a limited species, in many ways.” Trystan explained, his gaze on Galahad.  “Options confuse them.  The knight has decided he will only consider offers to mate with males.”
Ayren’s eyebrows soared.  “Can they do that?  Consider only… one.”

Trystan shook his head in disgust, as he accepted the truth.  Midas was not a clever foe.  Midas was an idiot.  He tried to break that news to the idiot gently.  “You are an idiot.”

Ok hear me out. What if we do a throne of glass situation where xaden isn’t actually who violet is supposed to end up with but it’s Aaric instead. Then I wouldn’t have to hear about how hot xaden is and how sad it is he turned.

“Scratch her eyes out,” Andarna suggests. “Really. The eyes are the softest tissue. Just jab your thumbs in there—”
“Andarna! Use some common sense,” Tairn snaps. “The kneecaps are a much easier target.”

I wonder how many of my favorite books I have to reread before my anxiety decides to take a breather. I mean I’m running out of books here.

“She could bleed to death before we reach home,” he muttered.
Lawrence shook his head. “The flow has already eased,” he said. “Royce, I don’t understand your reaction. This isn’t a life threatening injury.”
“I don’t wish to discuss my reaction,” Royce interjected.

Julie (rip) it’s a bit suspicious that Judith McNaught wrote a book about a normal fighter named Royce and went by “the wolf”. What’s going on there?

I hate misunderstandings especially ones that last 20% of the book. Also I feel a bit indignant on her behalf as he seems to be getting angry over not much.

Um… I forgot a horse died in this book. Unforgivable.

In my Reddit era at 30 yrs old and I’m trusting those good people and their book recommendations.

There are some books I need to read to stay sane and this is one of them.

“Children ...” she began.
“She is matchmaking,” Keith announced.
It was as though he’d just shouted the alarm that they were under siege. The soldiers literally jumped from their stools. They bowed to Johanna and left the room in the space of a single minute. She didn’t even have enough time to order them back into their seats.

“Auggie shouted his question from the entrance. Johanna turned to look at him. The old warrior bounded down the steps and started across the room. Dumfries let out a loud growl. Auggie hushed him with a quick growl back.”

“Perhaps the term femme fatale ought to be taken more literally. Perhaps it was the brain she was fatal to.”