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I don’t remember her other full length novels staying ominous this long. Maybe the religious cult one.

Oh whattttt

Girl go to therapy. Wow how many times have I written that in a progress update…

Whew. Cut this tension with a knife.

Brutal.

Congrats, extremely horrific stuff has happened

Let the good times {and sex doll heads} roll

I love listening to something that makes me unexpectedly burst out laughing.

Idiots pining

Rereading this excellent bodice ripper.

You in danger girl

Ooh I love it spooky

I don’t know if this is for me. I feel like I’d rather just read the Wikipedia summary.

Good one

Great epilogue.

The only character I like in this book is Full Bush Rhonda.

This is so much like Savor It by Tarah Dewitt and I love that for me.

Wayyyy steamier than expected. Nice!

Reminding me of the glorious feeling of beekeeping and why I loved it.

He’s a butthead and she is a pushover. Not a great start.

I still have no idea what’s going on but at least it’s not trains.

Rereading these silly gooses

So good

She’s down so uncomfortably bad

Ugh stop explaining trains to me.

I choo-choo-choose you!

This is stressful!

It’s hard for me to feel sympathy for any character whose whole deal is “hot mean girl”