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tamsyn muir in act one: i am going to foreshadow the late series so hard

for vaguely unconventional reasons i want to put this novel and all the "internet bad" video essayists into a room together.

Enter: Odysseus

noooo they're after my boy telemakhos

[shoves regal farseer out of the way] TELEMAKHOS is failboy of the month NOW

[shoves regal farseer out of the way] TELEMAKHOS is boy of the month NOW

What the helly

me and elias following up the most haunting novel i've read since htn (Annihilation) with the slowburn romance to end all slowburn romance..... genuinely peak. we r so smart and literary <3

See initial Nona theory. Also. Chekhov's gun moment.

Theyre not even the main plot point and yet I'm gonna jump into a volcano bc of them <3 fuck man

elizabeth what are you doing

camilla and palamedes are gonna make me kms. also betting my entire life savings on nona being gideon and harrow in a homestuck dual troll sprite kind of way. i think pyrrha and camilla and palamedes are also betting their entire life savings on this. have i mentioned that camilla and palamedes are gonna make me kms

genuine red string meme kind of shit

Yk what? Yeah I really do love gay people

sobbing

bruhhhhh