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“Consumption without taste is just undiluted capitalism.”

Glennon: “UGH why do my bitch friends always insist on calling me!?! Don’t text me and DON’T call me!!”

Glennon, 2 chapters later: “So I called my friend to complain about my marriage and-

A classic self-gratifying book written by a rich white woman… and yet somehow I keep reading. This stuff is like TLC reality shows to me.

“a large body of recent research has found that excessive consumption actually related to lower well-being.” [Citation Needed]

This book is a lot less fun when it isn’t starring a poor kid immersing himself in pop culture to cope with the horrors of reality and instead an Elon Musk-esque nerdy megalomaniac

This book is so odd. It's slowly devolving into mostly smut.

Epic win for bisexuals: Rooney breaks stereotypes by showing they can also have their own incredibly boring, vanilla love story

Chapter 1: A girl goes on a very boring date.
Chapter 2: There is no ethical consumption under capitalism