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rushing to him VEILED AND DISGUISED as he has been doing AND UNMASKING HIM not for him or herself but her son

i will never experience such a high omg they might have literally outdone odysseus and penelope right then and there

"But, instead of making use of these gifts of the Lord (…) what did you do? You abandoned yourself to idleness and drunkenness, and in your drunkenness you betrayed one of your best friends."

oh shit is about to go down, one down, three more to go

idk what more the count has in store for his enemies but holy shit he has driven villefort insane and i'm pretty sure it can't be traced back to him and even if it somehow were i think villefort is approaching his 13th reason

noirtier's past really came in a clutch for valentine and maximilien

"Doubtless she thought that the count would say something; and doubtless, on his side, he was expecting her to address him. But both remained silent, each surely feeling that a mere commonplace would be unworthy of them."

they're transcending the game

i'm kicking my feet!! edmond and mercedes are SO FATED i'm expecting odysseus penelope level reunion honestly

"A Domestic Scene" nothing about this chapter has been domestic but love to see Danglars suffering

the dinner is the most drama-filled scene i have ever read like two affairs, affair baby, murderer, victim, opps, secrets lovers I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

"How to rescue a gardener from dormice who are eating his peaces" wonder what this chapter could be about🫤

feels like a feat to reach this point of the book

(also who are the cavalcantis and why are they important to dantes and enemies?)

i fear valentine and maximilien just topped julie and emmanuel, but i stand by what i said: the morrels are THE best household and characters and that includes valentine

VALENTINE AND MAXIMILIEN?? PYRAMUS AND THISBE— oh this is not ending well, is it? MY TYPA STORY

'the last words that he spoke before he died were these: "Maximilien, it was Edmond Dantès." '

i'm trying so hard not to cry right now, ofc morrel would recognise him of everyone that knew him

"because, wherever you see Madame Herbault, you have only to search in a radius of four yards around her to find Monsieur Emmanuel - and reciprocally"

i adore them, your honour

bro has so many aliases that his aliases know each other and he has to keep up the ruse of going "yes abbe told me as much" when he is the abbe😭

julie and emmanuel going strong nine tear!! period 🙂‍↕️🤏🏽

gotta hate château-renaud

albert was a spoiled little brat in rome doing everything for the plot and now he's suddenly acquainted with every relevant minister and politician? he knows how to vacation

i cannot STAND franz and albert, they're the epitome of pretentious frenchmen

'I have taken the place of Providence to reward the good; now let the avenging God make way for me to punish the wrongdoer!'

watch out, his villain arc has arrived!

rooting for julie and emmanuel, i hope it works out for them

i see why the aliases are hard to keep track of, you just have to know that every new character is edmond🫠

was prepared for edmond to have a bunch of insane aliases and the first one is the maltese because he is pretending to be from malta😭😭😭😭😭 lmao what even

the rate at which these lies are spilling from edmond after having almost drowned

finally made a dent in this brick

i'm not using my resources to its fullest extent, abbe faria would be disappointed

here i am RELIEVED that the prosecutor is villefort and then they read who the letter is addressed to! our edmond is screwed🫠🫠

dark haired edmond on a ship who is loved by all??? welcome back edmund pevensie

the quality of men has not improved in the last two centuries