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"It is immorally wrong to let sucks keep their money."

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

Quantity sometimes has its own quality.

"Eat grass"

"Like h*** i will"

BANG

munch munch

"If you have not seen him on Earth, you can't see him in Heaven".

Ankles?

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept because you will lose one friend. On the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request accept, because you will gain one friend.

lmao - I saw a building then another building and passed out.

I'm finding it difficult to continue this. it's like reading COD zombie waves, knowing each wave will be more difficult than the previous.

Finally, it inly took me 3 years to get my hands on book 2. At present, i can't be bothered to catch up on book one.

His grandfather did what now?

2 metre stride? Usain bolt does hold a candle to the machina.

I was not sure what I was expecting before reading this. Was I expecting Mad Max type world? Yes! Romance between Android and human? Nope!!

I was not sure what I was expecting before reading this. Was I expecting Mad Max type work? Yes! Romance between Android and human? Nope!!

🥰😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤩 a superhero novel set in London

"Bond government was so penetrated that the NATO alliance did not dare tell him what day of the week it was." :D :D :) That left me in stitches.

"Bond government was so penetrated that the NATO alliance did not dare tell him what day of the week it was." That left me in stitches.

Men.... I have not read a book like this in a while.. can't put it down.

"Holy Lizard crap".. lmao.. 🤣😂. That's a new one.

I'm putting this on hold, dark humour and all.
its just too crazy to follow, i'll come back to it hopefully before the year runs out.

Men! lots of craziness..

How I thought I was reading a detective novel about Serge is beyond me. Every single character is completely crazy.
The way Tim Dorsey writes is incredibly funny.

Lmao, this is very wrong on all levels, but Mr Jake Bible description of Clay's sexual assault had me in stitches.

Jack's story reminds me Game of Throne, also one of the instructors is named Snow. lol
Lin's introduction and initial expereicnae story had me making a fist and pissed off.

LMAO... hustler even during a gun fight, he is still selling magazines and weapons

LMAO 🤩😁😂🤣

Find out who the cook is and steal him...
That made be laugh, that another way to poach a cook.

Find out who the cook is and steal him...
That made be laugh, that another way to pouch a cook.

I'm tempted to stop reading this... it's still not making sense..

Field Marshal Tamas's conversation with Olem always leave me in stitches.