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“In Sansa’s dreams, her children looked just like the brothers she had lost. Sometimes there was even a girl who looked like Arya.”

wait wtf why did no one tell me the dog was going to die 😭😭😭

“‘Do you know why they call me the Count? Because I love to count! Ah-hah-hah.’ - The Count Sesame Street” ???

So many scenes where a kid has died and then Stephen king writes about sex immediately after… what a creep!

episode 4 of weird shit Stephen King writes: “…Fornicate till my cock turn blue. I’ve never been so horny in my life as I am right this minute…” for context another kid literally just died the paragraph before this

Literally every woman in this story (besides one old lady) has had the size of their boobs described. Women are nothing but boobs on legs everyone!!

Episode 3 of weird shit Stephen King writes: “One of the girls had very large breast. Her boyfriend was watching them jiggle as she jumped up and down. Garraty decided that he was turning into a sex maniac.” No, I think you are the sex maniac Stephen

Episode 2 of weird shit Stephen King writes: “… Garraty found he could look right up her dress to her underpants. Her blue underpants. Inexplicably, he found himself aroused again.” For context, a boy was literally just killed

He said that he has a girlfriend but he just got a warning for stopping to kiss some random girl??

Episode one of weird shit Stephen King writes: “His mother was also tall, but too thin. Her breasts were almost non existent: token nubs.” Hehe I just love when weird old man sexual women for no reason at all like why is the size of his mother’s boobs important to setting up the story ?? Answer: they aren’t

“I would borrow the books after her and let myself die for several hours at a time, expunging any trace of my existence by remaining as quiet and abstracted as I could.”

God I just want this to be over already!! How do I still have 90 pages left :(

this book is very silly …. what do you mean you’re just willingly hanging out with someone who has been ordered to kill you? she attacked you twice!! and you barely survived! and on top of all that it has only been a day since the gauntlet started!!! also it will just skip stuff that happens to the characters when it’s not their pov?? She fell down a ravine and then now she’s just in the woods? what happened

Good god this guy is a fucking idiot

Take a shot everytime Mary Shelley uses the word “quit/quitted”