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“How do you manage to take all my bullshit and make it into something really sweet?”
“For all you know, I’ve totally misunderstood everything, and I think we’re about to get married. Should we retrace your mental steps to make sure we understand each other?”

THEM. JUST THEM. 😭😭😭

When I said I felt bad that I got off and he didn’t, he climbed off me and explained in detail about why that was bullshit, and that sex isn’t for exchanging favors. I told him he sounded very wise, and he said he’d read it online. He followed it up with how he didn’t know why some men were so clueless when everything you need to know about sex is on the internet.

WHY IS HE SO DUMB I LOVE HIM SM 😭

“You’re being very quiet,” she whispers.
“It’s my brand.”
“What’re you daydreaming about?”
You. Always you.

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP UGH 😭😭💔

“There isn’t anything about you that isn’t warm, Halle.”

🥹🥹🥹 IM GOING TO PUT THEM IN MY POCKET

I don’t know how to explain to someone who doesn’t live inside my head that they could have physically carried me to the office or glued a laptop down in front of me and I’d have still found a way to avoid the task. REAL. SO SO REAL.

“Your lordship,” he said, neutrally. It was a tone that said I will respect you, but, also, harm him and find out how far my respect goes. GIGGLINGGG AND KICKING MY FEET OH MY GODDDDD 🤭🤭🤭

He’d always been that. Always the cup of warm tea when Náli was flagging; the cloak draped over his shoulders; the insistence on sleep; the strong arms that caught, and lifted, and carried him, when talking to the dead overwhelmed him into unconsciousness. oh they’re killing me with the yearning 🥹🥹🥹 they’re so very sunshine and sunshine protector 🤕

this fic is making me so mentally unwell 🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️ (affectionate)

“You weren’t stupid,” Harry says, surprising himself.
Draco laughs ruefully. “I’d rather believe I was stupid than believe I was evil. I don’t think evil is something you can grow out of.”
they mean quite literally everything to me 🥹🥹🥹

“Oh, I don’t know,” Harry mutters. “Maybe questions like what the hell is wrong with my leg? How did it happen? Is that why I didn’t become an Auror, and is Ron successful because I’m not? Why does Ginny look happier with Blaise than she ever looked with me? Why is Fred... why is Fred here—alive?” he demands, “And what the fuck am I doing with Malfoy... with Draco?” FRED IS ALIVE HERE 😭 KILL ME OMFG.

“I’ll fail if you don’t.”
“You’re such a drama queen.”
James shakes his head. “I will. And then I’ll lose my scholarship—“
“You don’t even need a scholarship.”
“—and I’ll have to drop out of school—“
“Sorry, haven’t you been drafted by the NHL?”
“—and I’ll be broken and crushed and destitute.”
“This isn’t how anything works.”

THEY'RE SOOO 😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH UGH

br with my lovely lila💖💗💞💔💕 it's time to be mentally ill 😋🔐

“I will tell Remus, and only Remus,” Regulus declares.
Everyone turns to stare at him, but Remus simply lifts an eyebrow. “I see.”
“I don’t see,” Sirius protests. “I’m your brother. Why not tell me? I’m deeply offended by this.”
I WILL LITERALLY GIVE UP MY LIFE FOR THEM 🥹🥹

“Yes. My mother won’t bother you, she’s locked in the attic.”
Remus’ eyebrows fly up. “She’s what?” Barty asks.
“Locked in the attic,” Regulus replies, annoyed at having to repeat himself. 
HE'S SO 😭😭😭😭😭

“You have friends?” Sam says, attempting to mock him.
“Don’t be absurd,” Regulus replies. “I have people I dislike less than the rest.”
😭😭😭 HE'S LITERALLY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

“And you’re a certified idiot,” Regulus replies swiftly. “Who keeps trying to talk to me for some reason.”
“Some reason?” Sirius asks, outraged yet again. “You’re my brother. How’s that for a reason?”
the black brothers are literally my whole personality btw.

Because here they are, two brothers who love each other despite the wounds and the blood, beyond the betrayal and the pain. They love each other and can’t bring themselves to admit it. Not even when one of them just died for a second.
DONT EVEN TOUCH ME. IM SO WEAK AND FRAGILE WHEN IT COMES TO THEM. I'LL KILL MYSELF.

this is honestly grey’s anatomy if they were all werewolves 😭😭 im not hating it though it’s good for what it is

“We don’t talk about you, you arrogant dimwit,” Regulus snaps. The audacity of this guy. He’s absolutely fucking insufferable.  
“Your loss. I’m very interesting in every capacity. Including as a topic of conversation,” Sirius replies, one hundred percent unironically.
THEY'RE SO FUNNY AND STUPID 😭 MY FAVOURITE SIBLING DYNAMIC TO DATE TRULY.

The only unconditional love Regulus has ever known was stained crimson, and then he left, and Regulus hasn’t learnt there are ways to love that don’t hurt.
oh don't mind me 😍 brb just about to go chew on some glass 😍😍😍

“We’ll hide the body,” Evan comments.
“What body?”
“The one Reg will leave in his wake, of course,” Barty says like it’s the most normal thing.
Regulus almost smiles. “Don’t threaten me with a good time.”
I MISSED THEM SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭

just casually adding a fifth book to my other current reads. i am quite literally insane but it's alright 😋😋

“I want to be a positive presence in your life,” he says. “Someone you can look back on and remember fondly, the funny old teacher who was pathetically in love with you but kept his hands to himself and was a good boy in the end.” i’m genuinely going to throw up everywhere.

alright. alright. it’s time.

“You still have your memories.” A wistful pang plunked into the recesses of my heart.
“Uh, yeah. I’m a vampire, not an amnesia patient.”
😭😭😭😭😭

BROOO WHATTTTT THE HELL IM FUCKING LAUGHING WHY THE HELL ARE THEY SO STUPID OH MY GOD 😭😭

“He’s her father,” Zaro says. “He won’t hurt her.”
“Fathers hurt their daughters all the time. Whether or not they mean to. I think you know this.”
did NOTTT ask for this much relatable content from a book like this but okay 😒😒😒

“Maybe that’s why you’re always cold,” Zach says in a hushed tone. “Because you’re not a real person.”
“I’m a real person,” I answer tightly. “I’m as real as you. I have skin and bones and a mind and a heart and blood running through my veins—just like you.”
“Then how are you so perfect?”
FUCK OFF THIS IS TERRIBLE FOR MY HEART 💀

“You know me so well, huh?”
“Is that a yes or a no?”
“Have I ever said no to you, my revered nemesis?”
“I’m not your nemesis.”
“Bring your essay over. My adored adversary.”
“Just say Theodora.”
“Yes, my sublime Theodora.”
GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET 😭😭😭 OHMYGOD I ADORE THEM SO MUCH THEY’RE SO STUPID 💔💔💔

“Thank you.”
“You’re welcome.”
You’re welcome, and you’ll always be, I want to say. I’ll pick up every highlighter and pen you drop. I’ll hold every door open and carry all your books. Just ask me, Theodora, and I’ll do it.
OH MY GOD??? THE ANGST? IM GOING TO KMS???