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Alya is on page 210 of 304 of Feast While You Can

Pretty good! Let these two screw it out lmao

— Dec 23, 2025 12:43AM Add a comment

Alya is 99% done with The Spear Cuts Through Water

Bro I'm crying omgggg... Keema you deserve the WORLD !!

— Dec 08, 2025 09:46AM Add a comment

Alya is 76% done with The Spear Cuts Through Water

— Dec 07, 2025 11:42PM Add a comment

Alya is 65% done with The Spear Cuts Through Water

How tf this book gonna make me love the First Terror for being a GOATED dad? Still a murderer, but damn. Love that guy’s parenting fr. He loves his gay commie son <3

— Nov 18, 2025 03:02PM Add a comment

Alya is 60% done with The Spear Cuts Through Water

Keema gets funniest character of all time award – gay boy has THE WORST LUCK IN THE WORLD 😂

— Nov 18, 2025 02:48PM Add a comment

Alya is 24% done with The Spear Cuts Through Water

— Nov 17, 2025 01:33PM Add a comment

Alya is 7% done with The Spear Cuts Through Water

— Nov 16, 2025 03:01AM Add a comment

Alya is 66% done with Authority (Southern Reach, #2)

Control… we love you no matter what bb

— Oct 19, 2025 11:10AM Add a comment

Alya is 50% done with Authority (Southern Reach, #2)

I love how every woman in this book is jacked and at least six feet tall lmao. ‘Control’ is living in a government mandated dating simulator uwu

— Oct 18, 2025 05:45PM 1 comment

Alya is on page 133 of 195 of Annihilation (Southern Reach, #1)

Holy shit

— Oct 17, 2025 04:16PM Add a comment

Alya is on page 23 of 195 of Annihilation (Southern Reach, #1)

This is so fucking cool already

— Oct 17, 2025 07:00AM Add a comment

Alya is 35% done with The X Ingredient

— Oct 11, 2025 05:12AM Add a comment

Alya is on page 146 of 263 of The Shortest History of China

— Sep 25, 2025 05:03AM Add a comment

Alya is on page 127 of 263 of The Shortest History of China

— Sep 25, 2025 03:35AM Add a comment

Alya is on page 95 of 263 of The Shortest History of China

— Sep 24, 2025 05:17AM Add a comment

Alya is on page 55 of 263 of The Shortest History of China

— Sep 23, 2025 07:26AM Add a comment

Alya is 80% done with The Feast Makers (The Scapegracers, #3)

I feel like smth bad is going to happen… Shiloh and Tatum… not sure. I think someone is going to die and it’ll probably be Shilo or Madeline. Idk!!

— Sep 21, 2025 10:31AM Add a comment

Alya is 76% done with The Feast Makers (The Scapegracers, #3)

These guys FINALLY got the hint, it only took THREE BOOKS 🙏

— Sep 20, 2025 05:19PM Add a comment

Alya is 97% done with Love, Hate & Clickbait

omg. the fortnite pancake molds… they saved us. love is real

— Sep 19, 2025 03:13PM Add a comment

Alya is 94% done with Love, Hate & Clickbait

WE GOT RUNAWAY BRIDE THOM MORGAN BEFORE GTA 6

— Sep 19, 2025 03:06PM Add a comment

Alya is 93% done with Love, Hate & Clickbait

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING OUT OF THIS ARRANGED MARRIAGE GANG???

— Sep 19, 2025 03:04PM Add a comment

Alya is 87% done with Love, Hate & Clickbait

This book has no right being this good. How tf am I supposed to reccomend a book with THIS cover?

— Sep 19, 2025 02:43PM Add a comment

Alya is 83% done with Love, Hate & Clickbait

NO WAY ARE WE GETTING ARRANGED MARRIAGE

— Sep 19, 2025 02:40PM Add a comment

Alya is 73% done with Love, Hate & Clickbait

World’s saddest politician meow meow 😫😔

— Sep 19, 2025 01:56PM Add a comment

Alya is 64% done with Love, Hate & Clickbait

Bro is literally playing ‘Dress To Impress’ with his fake boyfriend… Thom PLEASE look in the mirror 🤡

— Sep 19, 2025 01:08PM Add a comment

Alya is 55% done with Love, Hate & Clickbait

Least self-aware politician award goes to… Thomas! Dude, just ask him out.

— Sep 19, 2025 12:39PM Add a comment

Alya is 50% done with Love, Hate & Clickbait

Yeah gang. It’s happening. These losers are falling for each other fr 😔

— Sep 19, 2025 12:27PM Add a comment

Alya is 34% done with Love, Hate & Clickbait

Local sociopath politician playing 4D chess when it comes to basic human affection. Meanwhile, his competitor, SpongeBob,

— Sep 19, 2025 11:16AM Add a comment

Alya is 16% done with Love, Hate & Clickbait

THIS BOOK IS SO FUNNY 🤣🤣

— Sep 19, 2025 08:21AM Add a comment

Alya is 14% done with Love, Hate & Clickbait

I see the Eduardo Saverin influence

— Sep 19, 2025 08:20AM Add a comment

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