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lauren really said “yall complained about the excessive number of knife-to-throat scenes in book one? how about a million more!”

we get it you love the thesaurus

i lowkey just need to know if the writing is THAT bad

nope that’s incest 🫪

hey so ill be real pissed if this turns into an incest plot line i was having fun

there’s something andreil coded happening here

alec (a gay man) learning about bisexuality for the first time

somebody let them fuck in peace

love shadowhunters because at any moment a random character can show up just for funsies. tessa gray-herondale-carstairs what are you doing here???

“slow burn” yall just had sex less than halfway through

cat sebastian i fear i can tell that you’re deep in gay fandom spaces

klaudia being outnumbered by the queers around her 😔

kaul hilo how i missed you, welcome back kaul lan, we will be anticipating anden’s return

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i fear im not hockey pilled enough to understand what is going on

political system obviously created by a teenager

“hi readerpops” im already annoyed 🫩

“her laughter adjusts the spin of his atoms” oh ali never change

what the actual fuck

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ryan price being a diversity hire on hollanovs hockey camp lmaoooo they really said no straights allowed

i really don’t want to read another word about your flacid penis

book so forgettable i forgot to mark it on goodreads

so that is an autistic man

oh she loved the plane scene so much she wrote it TWICE

dnfing lesbian smut to pick up yaoi smut… i have abandoned my community

i have never missed good fiction more than when i am reading this slop

“how dare you, my wife, not tell me you’re a serial killer” when his brother and his sister in law are both serial killers and he helps them

this is very educational im learning about so many genital piercings

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