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well that was certainly a sexual experience ive never read before

n word too we’re just collecting slurs at this point

f slur drop too!!

two seconds in and already the word dyke is used… #nothankyou

i hate it i hate it i hate it but the voices tell me it’s so good

we’re so back (to books that are complete trash)

hi so this is god awful

the concept of a book about child abuse for the entertainment of children reading it

i fear this is foreshadowing incest…

so what if i bashed my head against the wall already

*gets shot* and now my cock is hard

shadera x lira yuri would genuinely clear every other couple in this book

“the waters of the thames are in my veins; the stock brick of this citadel is mortared to my very bones”
“my mother is ketterdam. she birthed me in the harbor. and my father is profit. i honor him daily.”
you are the same man you are the same man!!!

i would call jaxon evil kaz brekker but they are both evil in their own sense

kaz brekker before kaz brekker was even created

paige i think lesbianism would be a good look on you

lauren really said “yall complained about the excessive number of knife-to-throat scenes in book one? how about a million more!”

we get it you love the thesaurus

i lowkey just need to know if the writing is THAT bad

nope that’s incest 🫪

hey so ill be real pissed if this turns into an incest plot line i was having fun

there’s something andreil coded happening here

alec (a gay man) learning about bisexuality for the first time

somebody let them fuck in peace

love shadowhunters because at any moment a random character can show up just for funsies. tessa gray-herondale-carstairs what are you doing here???

“slow burn” yall just had sex less than halfway through

cat sebastian i fear i can tell that you’re deep in gay fandom spaces

klaudia being outnumbered by the queers around her 😔

kaul hilo how i missed you, welcome back kaul lan, we will be anticipating anden’s return

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