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okay we are so back

Okay did they have to write abridged version in the smallest white text on the cover 🫤 this absolutely bangs but I refuse to read the baby version. time to find the 1200 page version.

Bad art really is a poison that corrupts the soul hes so right. also original ragebaiter

I know one song from the musical. And it is kind of nuts. And so I am reading this trying to figure out what possible turn of events could get us to that point. Also this is a certified banger

Happy Big Book March to those who celebrate

So far this book is exactly what I was hoping it would be!! Random grab from one of those little libraries. Apple-y, tree centric character driven 1800s americana. I was with it immediately, the style of the first part is really pleasing to read.

sitting in the jiffy lube waiting for an oil change doing some light reading

just started it and I was like man what is going on with that guys uncle! and then I closed the book for a second and read the title

im so hungry I could eat a

I may be a murderbot enjoyer

"Would he not suddenly sink into the earth, leaving a barren and blasted spot, where, in due course of time, would be seen deadly nightshade, dogwood, hen-bane, and whatever else of vegtable wickedness the climate could produce, all flourishing with hideous luxuriance?"
VEGTABLE WICKEDNESS FLOURISHING WITH HIDEOUS LUXURIANCE.... there's also eight commas in that sentence. I love the style though im having a ball

I don't know chat I'm actually really enjoying this

how can there possibly be a need for 11% of the book's length to be preface

the shitty dude playbook has not changed at all since 1811 I'm afraid

We are so back save me Jane austen save me

I grabbed the bottom book in one of those little library boxes and was like ok whatever this is im going to read it

(Vauge Spoilers)
People with loyalty and honor, physical strength, the largest army, seem to lose as a principle. It's the machiavellian schemers that make it out okay. If we keep up this trend it's going to be a bleak collection of asshole characters left by the end holy moly

gotta knock some novellas out or my reading goal is toast

guys trust you should let me out of the asylum guys trust me im good now im good now its cool

the red comet is for me guys actually its actually about me

This is such a silly good time of a book

George has been cooking in book 2

Oh this is fantastic actually

Im trying so hard to care and the book is throwing obstacles at me at every turn

I actually dont know how many more destitute british orphans I can handle chat

femcel with her autistic bf

No offense to fanny from Mansfield park but wow its nice to have a protagonist that isn't a wet blanket

david copperfields life got so shit that he had to have some good things happen so he has somewhere to fall to when he starts getting kicked again

*poking the main character with a stick* do something