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I was impressed by Hunchback. Let’s see how I feel about this. (I am getting socialist vibes (good))

Pardon me Madam, but your maid is actually a man.
😱 (not tryna be rude)

I have probably read every variation of love affair romances in this book, yet I’m only halfway through. 😭

Femme Fatale:
went like this
👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩✂️😱😭💀🪦

short stories r fun

that did not go as planned
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

The frogs could not escape!!

Of Frogs and Fish
🐸 🐟

-ya think Doc’s celebrate?
-What’s celebrate?
-That’s when you can’t have no dames!

Oh to be a marine biologist sippin’ on a fifth of “Old Tennis Shoes.” (in my mind it is modern day Jack Daniel’s)

🎭

this is a good prison book

DOSTOYEVSKY!!
i am happy when i read dostoyevsky.

this book is like a casual review of business law. (I know I can do a whole lot better if it were possible to retake the class lol)

Office hours… but with Harvard law professors.

work us lowk killing meeee