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Mr Hypocrisy says in one breath that he would split the couple up immediately if he knew they were together, then tells them he is hurt they did not tell him. Lol, I wonder

🙄"This thing has got a stamina," a man says after a vibrator buzzes for approximately 2 min. Oh man, does it? "Sounds big," is what follows. Pls save me.

"What about when it is not cold, what's your excuse for drinking then?" oooof

Nothing as sexy as a man who is currently your boss sexualizing you while demeaning everything you do for a living :))))

"I'm being a dickhead, I know that." well, man, I am glad you know that and i hope we are onto working on this very fast, because atm I cannot imagine settling for that in my life