Collette (Greenwich, E7, The United Kingdom)'s Recent Status Updates Showing 1-30 of 233

Collette is on page 411 of 704 of NOS4A2

— Oct 08, 2026 03:18PM Add a comment

Collette is on page 213 of 418 of The Book of Doors

Oh this is fab so far. Giving me Villains by Schwab vibes but with magical books instead

— Oct 06, 2026 02:55AM Add a comment

Collette is 35% done with Witchcraft for Wayward Girls

Struggling with this one. It's so far been verry heavily centred on pregnancy (my own fault i absolutely hate the trope and knew going in it might be a DNF if the plot didnt grab me) but hoping we get to some spookiness soon as I keep reading a chapter then putting it aside for a month.

— Oct 04, 2026 04:26PM Add a comment

Collette is on page 101 of 292 of The House of Last Resort

Omg we get it you want a fresh start, that is ALL that you have talked about so far when does the creepy stuff start?!

— Oct 04, 2026 01:24PM Add a comment

Collette is on page 263 of 481 of The Second Death of Locke (The Hand and the Heart, #1)

I have strong fears that this is not going to be a HEA

— Oct 01, 2026 04:22PM Add a comment

Collette is on page 99 of 481 of The Second Death of Locke (The Hand and the Heart, #1)

— Oct 01, 2026 07:27AM Add a comment

Collette is on page 169 of 436 of Daggerbound (Swordheart, #2)

Stressed and crying/laughing over a 7 foot tall woodlouse

— Sep 28, 2026 11:19AM Add a comment

Collette is on page 87 of 436 of Daggerbound (Swordheart, #2)

My absolute joy last night after realising this book is about Learned Edmund (although I did then read a quick recap of Clocktaur Boys incase anyone else pops up)

— Sep 28, 2026 12:29AM Add a comment

Collette is on page 229 of 368 of House of Splinters

Having to pause this and read something a little less creepy or I won't sleep at all tonight 😂

— Sep 27, 2026 01:45PM Add a comment

Collette is on page 96 of 340 of Kill for Me, Kill for You

— Sep 21, 2026 12:33PM Add a comment

Collette is on page 225 of 497 of Metal Slinger (Fire & Metal, #1)

Really enjoying this so far

— Sep 16, 2026 12:14PM Add a comment

Collette is 59% done with Sorcery of Thorns (Sorcery of Thorns, #1)

— Sep 15, 2026 12:10AM Add a comment

Collette is 40% done with Sorcery of Thorns (Sorcery of Thorns, #1)

This is absolutely gonna be a 5 star

— Sep 13, 2026 05:32PM Add a comment

Collette is 57% done with The Exquisite Torment of Loving Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #2)

— Sep 13, 2026 02:46PM Add a comment

Collette is 46% done with The Exquisite Torment of Loving Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #2)

Out of the fanfic hole! (I am however fighting the urge to just start a whole new book instead of carrying on with the ones I'm in the middle of 💀)

— Sep 07, 2026 04:23PM Add a comment

Collette is 40% done with The Exquisite Torment of Loving Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #2)

I read this 40% when I started the book like 2 weeks ago then I have fallen into a Drarry hole and not read anything else but fanfiction since, so updating in the hopes I will get back to this and climb out of my ao3 hole soon 😂💀

— Sep 04, 2026 11:21AM Add a comment

Collette is on page 307 of 496 of Mermaid Moon

— Aug 12, 2026 12:02PM Add a comment

Collette is on page 227 of 346 of Evil Librarian

— Jul 27, 2026 04:27PM Add a comment

Collette is 74% done with Stolen by Shadows (Beasts of the Briar, #6)

Sobbed straight the entire time I was in the bath reading this

— Jul 25, 2026 03:18PM 3 comments

Stolen by Shadows (Beasts of the Briar, #6)

Collette is 67% done with The House in the Cerulean Sea (Cerulean Chronicles, #1)

Currently sobbing over a gelatinous green blob that dreams of being a bellhop

— Jul 17, 2026 02:34PM Add a comment

The House in the Cerulean Sea (Cerulean Chronicles, #1)

Collette is 38% done with The Blood Traitor (The Prison Healer, #3)

— Jul 16, 2026 05:44PM Add a comment

Collette is 33% done with The Gilded Cage (The Prison Healer, #2)

Kiva, for someone who survived a prison death camp for a decade you sure are dumb 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

— Jul 16, 2026 11:04AM Add a comment

Collette is on page 144 of 416 of The Prison Healer (The Prison Healer, #1)

Really enjoying this so far, although I do not trust Tipp at all. He's either going to die or be evil.

— Jul 15, 2026 05:39AM Add a comment

The Prison Healer (The Prison Healer, #1)

Collette is on page 226 of 690 of Anathema (The Eating Woods, #1)

There are far too many giant spiders in this book

— Jul 07, 2026 04:36AM Add a comment

Collette is on page 145 of 690 of Anathema (The Eating Woods, #1)

— Jul 06, 2026 03:46PM Add a comment

Collette is on page 2 of 690 of Anathema (The Eating Woods, #1)

Technically I am on page 2, however there was a trillion pages of glossaries, lists of gods, list of glyphs, all the races with explanations, a tree map of it all and then a content notes to get through 😂

— Jul 06, 2026 05:29AM Add a comment

Collette is on page 129 of 432 of Between Two Fires

— Jul 01, 2026 09:45AM Add a comment