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Oooohoohoohooooooo hello, claustrophobia~

Good lord

*Jaws theme plays*

uh ohhhhh

Cursed baby does cursed baby things

That's one cursed baby

ope

Wendy, you dingus

Yeah, he didnt accidentally break danny's arm

Things are heating up nowwww

Why is the audiobook narrator so creepy 😭 he's doing TOO good of a job here

Lets goooooooo

Okay. I can't anymore. I tried, but i cant get past the stupidity of selling a time machine to Evil Empire Inc for " guaranteed good benefits and higher salary" while also complaining about "scientists and tech geniuses" coming into the lab to look at the machine and the data and their files. Like why bother selling your stupid time machine to Evil Empire Inc if you didnt want Evil Empire Eyeballs on your stupid tech

🔵👄🔵

Good lord, that was dark

this is getting...interesting

Yall suck. Im shaking BOTH of Leeland's hands. Imagine how sad he must feel knowing everyone is repulsed by his handshakes :(

this guy's a weirdo

My shayla 😭

we're in the end game now

Okay. Call me crazy, but i dont think id build palantir (or openai or google or whatever tech-bro megacorp you wanna insert here) a time machine. Maybe thats just me

Why. Why do i read this. I know how gut-wrenching it is, and i picked the book up anyway

Say sorry, say Discordia. I refuse to listen to the audiobook at work from this point on lol

My husband and i are walking around saying "ayuh" in true constant reader fashion

I feel for Suze

Well, that escalated.

Watch yourself, old man. You're dancing on the line of ick

Dadachum dadachee