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PART TWO

i would like to dedicate me actually picking this up to lily

this is the longest sex scene i’ve ever read jesus

reading this in dutch 🫣

starting on my dutch reading for that silly job of mine 😭

i feel like i’ve read most of these before in other short story collections 😅

mr satterthwaite and poirot crossover!!!

flying through this

francis 🥺

love how we’ve only just had our first remotely happy scene

all this lobotomy talk is stressing me out

and he’s irish too 👀

dare i say, that was a plot twist i was not expecting

there’s no way my productivity book just told me to go have sex

i feel very seen but ssshhhhh that’s okay

been reading v slowly recently but i’m so obsessed with jackson

it’s finally time

oh we LOVE an anxious mmc

don’t know why i decided to pick up a book about marketing on my sick day, but i’m vibing

calling yourself “objectively white boy attractive “ is so funny to me

the cover and title got me man

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ARC FOR MONTHS IM SO FERAL ABOUT THIS

i thought they were siblings 💀

thoroughly entertained

her resolving this conflict by taking her shirt off killed me

i think i just miss nice weather

“mon ami, but i was thirty six times an idiot!” i’ve missed poirot

this is making me want to rewatch the tinkerbell movie

the second hand embarrassment i feel right now is sending me