Axie > Recent Status Updates

Me? Reading a physical book? Like with my eyes? No, please, hold the applause, it isn’t necessary.

Listen, I get why we’re doing the long emotional thing but also I’m bored, just get together already.

THIS IS ABOUT MAKING YOU SMILE, NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother and Father are genuinely terrifying.

7 perspectives is about 3-4 more than I can keep track of. Let’s start killing people.

This is so long. I’m not having very good time.

Right now I see no plot except sapphic magic, witchy, vampire stuff.

And I am A-ok with that

I’m finally reading again!

I just found out this is a Dramione fic, my interest in this long, long, long, loooooooooong book has now been completely revitalized.

I will literally do anything for two digital bookmarks

The fact that this is a full cast recording, everyone has like 8 names, and they won’t tell me when we are done with a chapter or which character is which. I’m about to lose my mind.

My prince!!!!!! He's Back!

Can we kill Apollo? Every time this man talks I can't stop myself from making fun of him. And he gets his own chapters? Oh, absolutely not. Bring me back Jacks.

We’re so back Little Fox

We might as well call this “Spike and the Lesbians.”

I have a theory that if I can finish a short book, I will get out of my reading slump and be able to read the long books I’ve been waiting for for months. We’ll see if that’s true.

SHE'S A LIBRARIAN? A MAN THAT READS? I'M ALREADY OBSESSED.

I just don’t foresee a day when I can easily read a nonfiction book

ALL THE CHAPTER NAMES ARE SEX PUNS
This is so fun

I have been waiting for this one since October, I am very excited.

So glad Bunnie is narrating this.

I know this isn’t this type of book but I vote that all the girls band together and kill Tooth, I don’t care if it doesn’t fit with the rest of the plot.

I do wish it were more ✨gay✨

NEVER EVER EVER trust a man. 27? ABSOLUTELY NOT

Oh sure, let’s bombard and scream at the mentally ill lady, that’ll definitely accomplish what you want it to.