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billy is actually frying me 😭😭 bro really is just doing fuck all

justice for princess

“bitchy flibbertigibbet” sounds like me these days

officially obsessed with this book 😭 bc wdym there’s
- the narrator’s wife being a diva with no lines
- CASUAL 6 7 DROP ?
- “overweening lust for battle” and it’s the boys wanting to play chess all day
- mcconnor and his weirdly replenishable bank account with money to spend only on playing chess matches
- HITLER APPEARS
- thinking dr b was the aforementioned hitler for a little while
- and.. more 😭

“tolstoy stresses there his belief that even married couples should try to live together like brother and sister” ... STOP IT. GET SOME HELP.

“tolstoy stresses there his belief that even married couples should try to live together like brother and sister”

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“tolstoy stresses there his belief that even married couples should try to live together like brother and sister”

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“tolstoy stresses there his belief that even married couples should try to live together like brother and sister”

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“like anna karenina, masha might have drifted into adultery with the sexy italian” THIS IS FRYING MEEEEE

“whether he is better or worse off there where he awoke after his death, whether he was disappointed or found there what he expected, we shall all soon learn.” TOUGH AS HELLLLLL 4.5 aura points

“having done this, he hurriedly undid his girdle, opened out his fur coat, and having pushed nikita down, lay down on top of him” NOW IS NOT THE TIME VASILI ANDREEVICH

MUKHORTY YOU ARE A DIVA HORSE I LOVE YOU .. GO BACK TO NIKITA KING!!!!! RIDE HIGH!!!!!

“for he felt as tired as a horse when it stops and refuses to go further in spite of the whip, and its master sees that it must be fed before it can work again.” I GET IT NOW STOP NIKITA IS THE MASTER THIS DIVAAAAAAA TOUGH ASF

“and though the wind smoked more or the cigarette than he did” icl that’s tough as hell

“”the young people are getting out of hand”” amen to this old man

“nikita, the only one of vasili andreevich’s labourers who was not drunk that day, ran to harness the horse.” THIS DIVA

idk whether i’m with him or against him 😭😭 thanks tolstoy 😭😭 5 stars

“‘wait,’ i said to her sister, ‘it is silly without boots, let me at least put on slippers.’” WHAT IS WITH THIS GUY AND SOCKS AND SHOES I’M SOBBINGGGG

“probably it is always done, when a husband has killed his wife, as i had—he must certainly go to her.” 💀💀

“i wanted to run after him, but remembered that it is ridiculous to run after one’s wife’s lover in one’s socks; and i did not wish to be ridiculous but terrible.” this guy i swear 😭😭😭