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i ain't never seen an unhappier family than this.. a solid 4 stars?

this is absolute cinema i tell you

"fatty looks round enquiringly" I'M SOBBINGGGGGG GET HIM BOYS

"you'll never make anything of your life, bäumer," I CACKLED LMAOOOOO

"he says he means to use the fat that slowly accumulates in the tin-lid for polishing his boots, and roars with laughter for half an hour at his own joke." WALLAH HE'S SO ME IJBOLLLL

"the pale hour makes our faces look grey." ouhh my god the ivory hour core.. tell me why it's on page 60 too.. something something the ivory hour isn't just the hour of peace edith and len feel meeting each other but also the early hours where the boys trudge along in the war and they're so alone that everything is bright again in the world and their faces are illuminated in ivory. my book is going to be GENIUS!

"am i crying?" I AM!

never thought i'd be reading a description of earth that's mildly sexual yet still works.. but here we are!

love these boys so bad

"someone growls that he will pound tjaden into bog-myrtle if he doesn't shut up." GET HIM DIVA LMAOOO

“we couldn’t do without kat” oh if movies didn’t exist..

"you can even play the piano if you want to" I'M GOING TO THROW UP.

"that is franz kemmerich, nineteen and a half years old, he doesn't want to die. let him not die!" YOU BLOODY HEARD HIM LET HIM NOT DIE 😭😭😭

"that is franz kemmerich, nineteen and a half years old, he doesn't want to die. let him not die!" YOU BLOODY HEARD HIM LET HIM NOT DIE 😭😭😭

"i have remade his bed fourteen times in one morning." oh paul my little comedian

""he laughs. "we are the iron youth."" and WE are charlie kirk.."

"he laughs. "we are the iron youth."" and WE are charlie kirk..

"we are satisfied and at peace" oh i just know this isn't going to last...