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I had to write down this incredibly queer quote:

“several women vampires gathered around Armand, and I felt a tumult of feeling as they put their arms around his waist. And what appalled me as I watched was not their exquisite form, their delicate features and graceful hands… what appalled me was my own fierce jealousy. I was afraid when I saw them close to him, afraid when he turned and kissed them each.”

Louis meets Armand and somehow their meeting is like. quadruple times more homoerotic than everything else (which was already pretty fucking homoerotic)

younger me read this and straight up whitewashed them all 🧍‍♀️oh my god i’ve been picturing Piper (who states she’s cherokee multiple times) as a blonde and Leo (described as a latina elf) as a white boy. 12 year old me please use your eyes

Louis swings between being emotionally incestual and a repressed homosexual and i must say i really do prefer the latter

“I lay face down on him, utterly confused by my absence of dread, and filled with distaste for being so close to him, handsome and intriguing though he was.”

Louis du Pointe du Lac I know what you are

and the portrait is so beautiful in the first place because it’s how Basil sees Dorian… Oh i’m sick

“but here was a visible symbol of the degradation of sin. Here was an ever-present sign of the ruin me brought upon their souls.”

i didn’t realise all the men in picture of dorian gray are just genuinely really gay for each other but i’m not upset about it

i just know oscar wilde was kicking his feet and giggling while describing Dorian for the first time

WOAH

Did you know that the odyssey is Homer functioning as the mouthpiece for Muse, a daughter of Zeus, who tells the story through him, and begins it halfway through the Odyssey?

I want to see mountains again, mountains, Gandalf!

haymitch calling younger girls “sweetheart” and generally being a natural girl dad

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I almost don’t want to finish it because I know what’s going to happen next and I’m going to cry

AHHHH