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Breaking news: man determined to be a martyr because of his ego is shocked to learn that his actions have consequences

Now what kind of dumbass accepts a job offer that didn’t require any kind of interview

I would let Kai Rhodes psychoanalyze me any day

Oh my word

Now why are we shocked that a woman ordered a Shiner at the bar?

“Dallas is many things in September, but beautiful isn’t one of them” word

This book is depressing???

“Enemies with benefits” PLEASE

Bro why does MMC have anger issues and also need to go to therapy

I’m so tired of these dumb nicknames

Now why is there a grown man named Orion

Bro these people need to go to therapy expeditiously

I need these two to quit playing trauma Olympics and move it along

Now why are we moving in together after knowing each other for like 0.8 seconds 🤨

Can’t decide if I want to be Reese or be with Reese

Ugh this book might change my mind on enemies to lovers

A much more appropriate amount of mommy and daddy issues in this book

Oh so everyone in this book has mommy and daddy issues. Got it

FMC deserves every bit of shit she’s getting from all other characters

Everyone in this book is a delusional psycho except Dr. Talia Eden, MD

These people dated for a year and a half and they know literally nothing about each other??? What the hell did they talk about??

There is clearly something this man wants to say and he literally will not. Shit or get off the pot dude

Now the mafia are involved???

I’m living for the FMC being stubborn but not TOO stubborn to not ask for help. Also Jill the daycare lady is psycho af

“Watching her eat was erotic” sir this is a Wendy’s

Don’t mind me just trying to fill the bootleg springs shaped hole in my heart

“Why can’t you touch me” “because I’m celibate” oh come ON bffr

This girl is so stubborn don’t pmo

I don’t know much about the world of ballet, but I do know whatever is going on in this book is not reflective of real life (shocker)

Hockey smut….feels like home 😌