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Just wow

This is shaping up to be one of the best things I’ve read.

This is my new personality

Pretty amazing so far

Shit always hits the fan for Kat and Heath RIGHT before the biggest moment of their lives.

I really like how famous they got and how Kat stopped giving a shit about keeping a good face. Good times.

@allison please come into the office tomorrow so we can discuss

Heath just went to the dark side and is using his hate. This is pretty much Star Wars at this point.

When does the pipe to the leg come in.

@allison I’m invested.

Heathcliff needs to get better at lifting Katarina if they want to stay at this esteemed academy

#allisonsfavoritebookof2025

Getting climactic

I need to finish this thing. Very funny stuff here.

I’m having a lot of fun reading this. I think I’m hitting a stride with my reading rn or something

Pretty good so far. Pretty funny stuff in here. Also gruesome which is fun! Last time I read my inner reading voice annoyed me I had to stop

Pretty diabolical

This book is really amazing

Haven’t read in a week. I’m slacking. Do you guys get down on yourself for not reading? I set a goal to read 15 books this year since I met my goal of 12 books last year. So far I’ve finished two books and am on my third. One of those books was 1200 pages so I’m counting that as 4 books which makes me a feel a little bit better. This has turned into an introspection. See you guys next time.

I’m loving this so much. I know all these characters so well it feels like I’m there with them. WOOOOO

I think I’ve found out this book doesn’t have time travel. I’m just enjoying knowing this character and understanding how he feels, ya know. I think I’m gonna be like friends with him by the end of this.

I’m starting to think there’s no time travel smh. Also this is very slow.

Took me 5 days to pick it back up again cause I’m so busy or whatever. So no sign of time travel yet but I’m feeling something, ya know. I’ve got a hunch. This book is moving very slowly so no wonder it’s 700 pages but I’m okay with it right now because the prose are so good.

I’m really liking this book so far. I didn’t read any premise for it so I feel like I still don’t know what is going to happen. I have a feeling that it involves time travel???? Would be so funny when it doesn’t involve time travel though. I just have a strong feeling. No one tell me if I’m right or wrong tho, thanks.

I started a new book! God be with me as this is a 700 page Pulitzer Prize winner and I have been reading like a sloth.

Nice. I’m slow af

God I’m reading this so slowly

Pretty amazing so far

This shit is weird

Yeah this is gonna blow my mind. I can already tell.

Getting worse

Fun

Science is fun.