Audrey Javan > Recent Status Updates

“Their fear smiled, it turned with an elegant movement, its mane billowed around the trunk of the old lime tree, and it followed all three of them home” (70)

joe said “i’m not like OTHERS cats, they don’t even care about how caterpillars are emblematic of life’s eternal mystery” and ig he’s right

spay and neuter your pets

sawtooth and my cat are very similar people, probably

NOSFERATU???

only three years too early to know about blood types….

the demeter crew is currently experiencing the north sea yooo hooo allll haaands

i wonder what it must’ve been like to read this without any cultural background on Count Dracula the Vampire. like this was, at one time, new to people!! they were reading this like “by jove, this count is so mysterious :0 however i dare not yet guess in what manner, nay, i must read on!”

this is just how taxi rides feel sometimes, there really is no new experience under the sun

I Am In So Much Pain

I Am Unfortunately Feeling Very Seen

arthur conan doyle would’ve loved the secret lives of mormon wives

the oregon trail?

sententious: (adj) given to moralizing in a pompous or affected manner

“Ol’ John weighs a lot too” stop it man you know he’s sensitive about that

127 (.5) MENTION!!!

LECLEEERC!!

if these two get together, i’ll be so disappointed lowkey

i’m gonna cry dude, bad bad bad

not that this means anything to anyone but me, but this guy is exactly mr. nedimyer (if mr. nedimyer was actually a trained scientist instead of a trumpet and/or trombone player who just liked science enough to teach it to 8th graders for half a year)

the mc being “beach-bod buff” is hilarious knowing he’ll be played by ryan gosling. even when he’s an astronaut, his job is still somehow beach