Jillian (NetGalley Addict) > Recent Status Updates

Just stop being all hot and in my space.

"Red-and-blue flashes are lighting up the street. I've got to get out of here."

That was so disappointing.

"The women wear stretchy yoga pants or tennis clothes, although I don't agree with that look unless you are think. If you aren't a think woman, you should wear a dress."

I kinda hope the wife kills him at some point.

We had two of those, perfect little specimens, each a miniature version of me, as they should be.
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"Lighting streaks down to my pussy, and cream pours out of me, drenching my panties."

No no no a woman should not have cream pour of her vagina, cream is the stuff that comes out of doughnuts, pies, cakes and other pastries not women.

I just added powdered gravy instead of garlic to the eggs I was making.

I'm only 10% into this book and I'm crying like a little baby.

"You should send that one to Hallmark, Reid. 'I love you like a virulent rash.'"

"I would've had to cut a bitch,"

"I totally get that you lower the bar of evolution by at least three rungs."

"My anaconda spits mad come and likes it one your tongue"

Somebody is reading this so it popped up on my feed, time for a re-read and some ugly crying.

"He looked dark and dangerous standing above her. Like a god of war and sex."

Shhhh," he soothed.
Such a good girl taking all of my cock,"

Every time I read this part I think this.

"Leah does the boss. You could be your own porno!"

""You can't take off your shirt."
"Why not?"
"Because...because..."She pointed at his stomach.
"Abs."

I think Leah is broken who the fuck in their right mind says no to ABS!

"Aw, come on. Don't be one of those guys."
"One of what guys?"
"The guys who gets his panties in a twist because a woman knows more about cars than he does."
"My panties aren't in a twist,"

hahaha oh Jacob

"Bad girls don't get cock in their pussy. Bad girls get face-fucked," he growls.

You know normally this would be all kinds of hot but it's just not working for me and I'm hating Mr. X.

"He picks up the strawberry and dips it in his own cum, dragging it up my body and along my breasts. Then he lifts it and holds it in front of my mouth. I get the urge to throw up.
"Open up, little bird."

Oh fuck that shit I would sooner starve.

This book sounds a lot like Hitman.

Yes I can't resist a book that has an electrician in it!!
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COMIC-CON!!!!!!!

"Ask me if I know how to leave well enough alone."

Saw this on C.D. Reiss Facebook and it was so damn funny I couldn't help it I had to steal it.

I have book that I have forgotten that I owned my Kindle content is just that freakn cluttered, no more buying books for me till I re-read all the ones I currently own.

It's been almost ten years since I've read this book, time for a reread.

I feel like another Karen Rose marathon read.