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Ummm so this book sucks? I hate the writing, all the characters are weird and shallow, the plot is so boring and nothing feels realistic??


Like if im an author with unlimited creative license, why write a plot that’s a woman loses her virginity on her wedding night to a womanizer, 1 month later is pregnant and then has to quit the job she loves?? It’s not even written as a critic of society??? It’s like HUH?

Bro there is NO WAY they got married, yall don’t know each other at all! Just trauma bonded in war times… like got married, walking through your new home and THEN you talk about if you want kids?!

Also I HATE a virginity trope. Soooo disgusting and fetishized and lame! Snooze town - also barf at the “wedding night” descriptions like come on… nasty and weird. Make him a virgin loser, not her!! Ugh

Jameson is giving predatory I just don’t get him at all…

Chair 7 and things are getting worse (hopefully before they get better). You lost me at “she was mouthwateringly gorgeous” level dialogue. Like shut up armie hammer I’m sick of your ass. He’s always salivating, wanting to devour, consume, savor etc it’s so many food words used to describe a woman’s affection and it’s weirding me out?! Maybe it’s the Epstein files of it all but I’m not into it

It’s cute and funny I’m just so tired I can get though like 8 pages before falling asleep

Why am I finding the American pilot out kinda creepy! The repeated asking her out until she says yes is so 50s weirdo… also why is everyone in love and first sight?? Like it’s a bit weird how everyone is the sexiest person alive (stole this critic from #1 Hater Nick) and the endless swooning about a wink or smirk is a lot.

I will persist cause I love a dual timeline!

Okay wasting no time getting this man to be a sweetie pie mountain man

Random library romance book I pickled up a pallet cleanser

This book is weird as fuck, a fever dream fr

Getting steamy, but like admit you’re in love already! I can’t fathom experiencing that love and care and still denying your fullest expression! Why do that? Like duh you love him and he loves you so accept that and be grateful!!

The flash back scenes are Matilda coded but set in Sweden and it’s not an orange but it’s a force assimilation school for indigenous children. Evil bitch is inspired by Miss Trunchbull (or vice versa). I need the Miss Honey (Anna) to come back!

Okay so I didn’t realize this was gonna be 70 pages of sapphic sex (although I suppose you wouldn’t write that on the back cover). Wow, that was a surprise

Love a dark monotony of a domestic thriller - I fear I can predict the plot twist 40 pages in but if I’m right that’s okay and if I’m wrong then even better

Sooo good holy moly I’m LOVING this

Meh

Had to force myself to put the book down and turn in for bed! I’m completely engrossed, I really don’t want to stop reading. Darn being a responsible adult with an early morning dentist appointment!