"You're about to start listing all of your accolades again. Slayer of Whatshis-face. Victor of the SuchandSuch. Hung Like a Rogue Wildebeest. Bangs Like a Privy Door in the Wind." The historian flipped through the remainder of the tome in his lap, sighing. "It's all very impressive, Gabriel, but if you're going to do it every time you meet someone new in this history, we shall need a bigger book to record it in."
— Nov 09, 2025 08:55PM
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