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this novel takes place primarily between september 14th - 16th. i'm a slow reader, so i'm hoping to finish it within this week by then

honestly the frog plague sounds really cool

"They ate voraciously as Dean, sandwich in hand, stood bowed and jumping before the big phonograph, listening to a wild bop record I had just bought called 'The Hunt', with Dexter Gordon and Wardell Gray blowing their tops before a screaming audience that gave the record fantastic frenzied volume."

giving myself another light, quick read

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."

Ok go off queen

Odysseus is really bad at keeping his men alive

if the cyclops ate my friends i'd do more than just poke his eyeball out. i'd slice off his dick and balls and feed it to those damn sheep

Bilbo giving gifts to the hobbits...and he gives Sam the last of Smaug's gold...i'm crying

realizing I never actually read this one

a barrel of tobacco from the shire mysteriously ends up in isengard...bro what is jrr cookin up here

TWO MONTHS in rivendell?? bro what was JRR on

Blocks your path. Leans in real close and whispers, "There was a fifth hobbit and his name was Fatty."