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Catarina Afonso is 90% done with A Kingdom by the Sea (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #3)

eu quando tô na competição de autossabotagem e meu oponente é o ryan ross 🤯🤯🤯

— Dec 10, 2025 07:37PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 63% done with A Kingdom by the Sea (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #3)

Cuida bem dela
Ela gosta que reparem no cabelo dela
Foi por um triz
Mas fui incapaz de ser
O que ela sempre quis
Faça ela feliz

— Dec 07, 2025 11:11AM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 28% done with A Kingdom by the Sea (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #3)

why are you beefing with a 19 y.o???????

— Nov 29, 2025 06:13PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 16% done with A Kingdom by the Sea (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #3)

Pov do real ryan ross no wwwy 2025

— Nov 27, 2025 08:30PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 11% done with A Kingdom by the Sea (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #3)

Eu quando estou sendo perseguido pela Annie Wilkes/Blogueirinha/Scooby Loo

— Nov 26, 2025 03:06PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 81% done with Wolves vs. Hearts (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #2)

— Nov 24, 2025 08:58PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 81% done with Wolves vs. Hearts (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #2)

isso foi TÃO MÓRMON

— Nov 21, 2025 08:43AM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 55% done with Wolves vs. Hearts (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #2)

george ryan ross iii vc andará pra sempre nu no inferno

— Nov 16, 2025 04:50PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 40% done with Wolves vs. Hearts (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #2)

ryan ross acaba de inventar o borderline 2

— Nov 13, 2025 07:14PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 28% done with Wolves vs. Hearts (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #2)

but I am my father's daughter, so maybe I could fix him 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻

— Nov 12, 2025 06:06AM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 19% done with Wolves vs. Hearts (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #2)

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE REFERENCE?????????

— Nov 10, 2025 12:02PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 13% done with Wolves vs. Hearts (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #2)

o casal que dorme brigado dá espaço pro Ryan Ross deitar

— Nov 09, 2025 08:52AM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 3% done with Wolves vs. Hearts (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #2)

gabe: amiga vamo dar a volta
ryan: que volta?
gabe: a putivolta
ryan: mas amiga eu tô namorando
gabe: que sacoooooo

— Nov 06, 2025 02:41AM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 82% done with Over the Tracks (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #1)

ryan ross sendo o primeiro da turma na escola catarina afonso de voltar com ex

— Nov 04, 2025 08:18AM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 68% done with Over the Tracks (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #1)

GEORGE URIE EU VOU MATAR 😭😭😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮😍🩷🩷🩷🤒🤒🤒🤒

— Nov 03, 2025 05:37AM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 31% done with Over the Tracks (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #1)

VSF ESQUEÇA TUDO É PRA ISSO QUE EU FIZ O L, DEUS ABENÇOE AS DONAS DE CASA QUE NOS ANOS 60 RESOLVERAM ESCREVER FANFIC DE STAR TREK E ME LEVARAM AO MOMENTO DESSE ÊXTASE INESTIMÁVEL PORRAAAAAA

— Nov 01, 2025 06:55PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 23% done with Over the Tracks (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #1)

the followers primeiro tiny desk da história

— Nov 01, 2025 05:48AM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 11% done with Over the Tracks (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #1)

supe chato quando os personagens da fic que tem a tag PERIOD TYPICAL HOMOPHOBIA começam a ser de fato homofóbicos ://

— Oct 30, 2025 01:15PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 7% done with Over the Tracks (The Heart Rate of a Mouse, #1)

brendon urie pick me do caralho

— Oct 28, 2025 06:10PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is on page 163 of 616 of Christine

que carro mais engraçado esse carro de nina viu

— Oct 24, 2025 05:46PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is on page 91 of 616 of Christine

dennis no seu dia mais heterossexual comparando o arnie a uma obra de arte

— Oct 23, 2025 08:55AM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is on page 239 of 244 of A Longa Marcha

"que feio estar andando a 6.5 km/h há 62 horas e oferecer pra bater uma punheta pro seu melhor amigo"
pete mcvries sendo horroroso:

— Oct 08, 2025 06:01PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is on page 116 of 244 of A Longa Marcha

mcvries: ray vou me matar
garraty: NOT ON MY WATCH!
harkness: ray to com cãibra
garraty: cada cachorro que lamba sua própria caceta

— Oct 02, 2025 02:30PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is on page 96 of 244 of A Longa Marcha

gen z is trying to cancel edgar allan poe

— Oct 01, 2025 05:03PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is on page 50 of 244 of A Longa Marcha

*flirting* como ta sua perna? tá sentindo cãibra?

— Sep 29, 2025 08:33PM Add a comment

Catarina Afonso is 65% done with Quatro Estações

gordie lachance no seu dia mais heterossexual e menos condescendente: aawn é uma pena que o teddy e o vern são totalmente r word... já o chris é tão alto e forte e fica uma gracinha fumando malboro

— Jun 04, 2025 10:13AM Add a comment