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This constitutional law professor is about to kill me..you know the lecturer is bad if you need 2 law textbooks to understand him and of course I’m logging it in Goodreads

My baby is experiencing her first lesbian situationship to a married woman, Alexa play Good luck, babe! By Chappell Roan

BRO WHAT THE FUCK

On a lesbian book roll

Have a week left before giving this back to the uni’s library (already asked for an extension) FUCK

Are we surprised?

this is kinda weird but in a comforting, reading my inner monologue type of weird

The PRIEST!!!

Sheep like faced woman
Two rather ugly children
Cognac used as a remedy to fainting people in 2 books now
Agatha truly tells it how it is

The urge to write my own murder mystery

DONT MIND THE TITLE, I KNOW I KNOW
My edition is called It’s étaient dix-
Agatha is eating until now

I forgot how cute these two are

Most emotional, fucked up scene in the whole book and I just burst out laughing. Rebecca you’re fucked for putting that “to tear the white bitch to pieces.” in.

Robin is such a girlboss for that!!!

What in the actual Devil’s name is going on in this Robin dude’s head?!?! What the fuck are your doing??

Eating this up but why are the main characters’ names so alike, Im here confused af who’s Ramy and who’s Robin

These dark academia books have got to stop making me scream « WHAT THE FUCK Richard» and now it’s « WTF Robin »

«Then he blinked, because he’d just registered what this most mundane and extraordinary moment meant - that in the space of several weeks, they had become what he’d never found in Hampstead, what he thought he’d never have again after Canton: a circle of people he loved so fiercely his chest hurt when he thought about them.
A family. »

Eating this up

Him ripping a big ass fart as they’re seriously talking about dad’s cheating fucking up the family, really did it for me

“At least my mom has two tits.”