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Absolutely no chemistry and just into spicy scenes?! Ugghh

Bro, why is she always assuming its him

Okay I thought they were supposed to be college students? The girls sound like horny teenagers and her brother sounds like an 18 year old frat boy. Not a 22 and 25 year old

WHAT?!?!?!

The grandma reading thirst comments! Omg im dying

" The penis that flew in from Minnesota" OMG hahaha

WIFE??

Dude its like your a pick me but not and its relatively annoying. Also the fact that your assuming he's dating....like beech

2.5 hours of listening and all that has happened is Onyx gets rescued, Saeris gets talked down to like the child she is then crowned after drinking her mate's blood and then almost assassinated (quickly stopped by Kingfisher and then magic absorbing zombies show up.....

Blood oath you dumb bitch

cause your an annoying bitch thats why

How dare you Wallace, you piece of shit

F*&^ you wallace

Yeah, this is what i remember. *As if im talking to the characters* You're making her do something she is heartbreakingly not able to do and yet you only care about yourself and what's good for you. Taking advantage of the fact that HER stories are the reason why your there but no, it only mattered because you needed something. This is when i stopped enjoying their relationship

My god my heart racing even though ive read this already...i think i remember why i rated it a 3 instead of a 5 and im pretty sure its coming up this last 25%

I love how they're dating but not dating and the relationship is growing but not forced. I forget why i only gave this 3 stars when i first read it

Re-read number 2 (9 years later) and i forgot how cute the chats where in this

UGGGHHHH im not even close to half way and i already want to DNF

"So maybe my key wielding new wall mate can help a girl out. Give me the Deets, what's the skinny? what's the haps? the dirt? " And then the coffee reference and I immediately thought of Loreli Gilmore

Shes such a whiny b

Staaappp, too cute with him coming to her signing

BRIDGERTON hahahaha

OMG im going to cry

I feel like that was a bit to easy with the ghosts

HOW DARE THEY TALK SMACK ON HIS AGE

Okay wasn't expecting that spice scene

Awe the doggy

OHHHHH okay okay so 50% right on the secret. The other half makes a little more sense but enough to end his career? Like really?