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Red Suits you”

“You didnt seem to like the white”

“I suspect you could stop my heart in any color”


Brb, busy swooning 4 pages in 🤭

“I said fuck, Emmeline. As in fuck me or fuck the fates or whatever clever iteration you’ll spin it into because you look like a fucking goddess carved from the stars”

OMG. Ketchup packs. That is all. 😍😌

OMG 😳

🤣 Poor Jordan caught onto that one a little slow.

The cat brought him her panties 🤣☠️

Bea is my favorite 😍 what a little sweetheart.

Awww, first off that’s cute…but also kinda weird?

And Gary is awful. Gary’s a jerk 😬

Having to force myself to stop. Like, We are buddy reading and I’m just wanting to find out more about what happened to our FMC before. Like, i feel like i got dumped in the middle of a story, and I am more curious rn about the background and what happened before than the current happenings.

So many questions. Tai? How did friend die? I have a feeling i’ll be learning a bunch in the next few chapters. But also, blackmail, and what in the vampire is happening? 😅

So she works for some asshat for money, for medicine for someone else, and powers classified by none, bronze, silver,
And gold.

Oh my god, BEA! 🤣☠️ kids say the sweetest, craziest things!

Hot older hockey coach. Dad. And a good tipper? 😱

Awww 🥰 😍 absolutely loved this one. The author’s really got me wondering if mid-thirties is too old to suddenly decide i want to learn how to dig for 🦕🦖 Dino’s professionally 🤣😍 can’t wait to recommend this one to every nerdy girl I know. 🫶

Okay, that is the CUTEST, most
Perfect use of in my bones 🤣😍

Well, that’s not how I expected that to go at all 😔

I KNEW that man was so gone for her! 🤭😍

I KNEW it, i already had an idea what to expect in the art book 😂🤭

Okay, Mindy can go fall into the canyon.
Bad vibes. Ex?

SWOON. I just died a little. Sexy science man just basically said “say my name” , after her calling him by his last name for 40% of the book. That slow burns about to go 💥

Bet he’s the anonymous donor 🤭. He screams “he fell first”, smells of regret, and i’m just so excited to see if i’m right! 🤣

Okay, chapter 11 was food to nurture my nerdy soul. Bone jokes, Anne Mcaffrey references? Indiana Jones references? I think the author wrote this book for me 🤣

“If you make a bone joke i’m going to kill you” 🤣☠️