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I need this dinosaur to kill people I need this main character to humiliate every man around her

ohhhhhhhhh I hate this

im enjoying this less than I thought i would it kinda feels like charles darwin fantasy au fanfiction 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I wanna be a biomagician

the way these women are treated is so infuriating

ok now make something happen please

"We Don't Attach Shame To Tenderness !! :D"

I'm not sure i understand what's going on but im so delighted

and when is the dreaming going to become relevant in this book called the dream hotel

cool whale facts: Please Understand That I Can Feel Guilt. That I Can Be Overwhelmed By Guilt. And That I Try My Best To Avoid Guilt, Entirely :D

main guy can see ghosts and it was never relevant to the story. ok sure. he was like "oh btw I can see ghosts" and his bf was like "oh ok. lets go to ikea"

oh EW get that heterosexual grossness away from me???? you think im reading this book to see straight people?????????? i feel betrayed

using the italian ? version of this book bc the cover on the english version is ATROCIOUS

if youre wondering about the quality of this story the chapters start with "alexa play [name of a song]" LMAO but its not terrible

also does anyone actually like when a character calls another by a stupid nickname all the time? lets let that trend die ❤️ please ❤️

might not be able to finish this on time 😭

kinda hated this lol

brings up the question if you were dating someone who always wears either shoes or TWO PAIRS of socks at all times INCLUDING IN THE BATHTUB how long would it take you to start wondering if theyre hiding demonic feet ?

took this long for something minor to happen and change it up a little jesus christ I feel like ive been reading the same three scenes for four hours