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That's right 😎 I'm reading a book I own 😎 😎

I'm sorry but like THEY'RE LIKE SUB-WOLVES AND SUB-BATS WHAT THE HELL

Getting Wattpad flashbacks every time they use the word "alpha"

I'm thrilled that for once we got a heroine who faced a terrible monster for the first time and was like yup I peed my pants that was so real of her

This is like watching 27 dresses where the sister is the worst person in the world just like scum of the earth and everyone acts like they're just having fun little disagreements Wren is the biggest bitch in the universe I can't stand her

I hate all these broody men they're so boring I already hate Rowan and I'm getting serious Wattpad bad boy flashbacks

Spoilers ahead


YOU CAN'T KILL YOUR ONLY POC WHAT THE FUCK SHE WAS THE TOKEN PERSON OF COLOUR THERE'S NO ONE LEFT NOW

Love triangles are like: oh you like romance? Let me sprinkle in immeasurable guilt and borderline cheating

Aside from being a very skilled assassin Celaena also has this natural talent for FUCKING UP HER LOVE LIFE I'M SICK OF THESE GODDAMN LOVE TRIANGLES

I just want to complete my Goodreads reading challenge one time 😭

So, after admitting to myself that I'd need nothing short of a miracle to complete my Goodreads reading challenge, I decided my new goal would be to finish this trilogy before the year ended. I have one day left, during which I have an eight hour shift, and I am the world's slowest reader so womp womp

I'm too behind on my Goodreads challenge to dnf I'm too behind on my Goodreads challenge to dnf I'm too behind on my Goodreads challenge to dnf

You'd think that by now I'd have learned that reading erotica with dumb plots as satire is a bad idea

I'm really enjoying this so far

Guys I don't remember what it was but there was a turning point where I decided I was enjoying this book

A friend recommended this book to me approximately 7 years ago and it may have taken 7 years and a whole child-to-adult transition BUT I'M READING IT

I am going to FAIL my Goodreads challenge 💔💔

I'm having fun!! It has that magical fantasy feeling

I think I'd be enjoying this more if I didn't think the premise was so bizarre. I'm not sure I completely understand the jump from old fairytale to tyrant kings and the story of Cinderella becoming pro king propaganda

I don't know if I'll survive failing my reading challenge again 😭

Olly = manic pixie dream girl?

It seems as though I continue to judge a book by its cover and not learn my lesson

Not the misogyny 💀

Every time I think about starting this book I experience a wave of nausea I am STRESSED

I know it's a slow burn but Vanessa hasn't even decided she likes the dude yet

It's been slow going

Fun plot, clumsy writing

What the fuck