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take a shot every time easton says they're not claustrophobic

oh she likes her little freaks to be blonde i see the pattern

i'm in the trenches

i really need to stop brainrotting & snorting 90s noah wyle er dilf the pitt cocaine and actually read a work of fiction that's not sponsored by ao3 otherwise my ceo bookclub girlfriends will kick me outttt

cylvan trying to play his busted violin without his fae magic

okay so NONE of us are cracking peter actually

on god we all cracking peter idgaf

this shitshow's literally an amalgamation of every single reality tv show with a touch of doomed yaoi AND doomed yuri on the side and best believe im eating it UPPP just straight up DEVOURING it

CRITICAL ROLE MENTIONED 💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️

bro's falling in love left and right; he's worse than me and i'm a pisces 😭

how is literally everyone in this book so insanely horny

i get why locke spent 20 years yearning for sabetha like a pathetic loser, this diva is devouring every scene she appears in

locke lamora,, situationship's final boss

I spoke too soon 😐

Žan je našao ribu koja:
1) nije Lok (jzv)
2) nisam ja ??? propuštena prilika iskreno najiskrenije

"I am Martin Blackwood, and I am not lonely anymore"

"i really loved you, you know" i will gouge my eyes out

džon stv treba da ima jedan dobrani krešaut jer ovaj grupni hejt na njega nema smisla. pustite ga da popizdi

lil bro went out with a bang haha get it??? 💔🥀 fly high king 🕊️🙏

White guys SHOCKS by perfectly understanding MANDARIN

JACKS *sitcom applause*

If my sister chose a man she met five days ago over me I'd just leave her where I found her lmao

girl someone literally tried to strangle you to death and you literally do nothing??? STAND UP you're pmo

"Lord John returns"

"Lan will be glad to meet his nephew. He will take care of him." KO ME TERO DA NOSIM KNJIGU NA POSAO

Hex's entrance got me giggling and kicking my feet 😋😋😋

man they're at it like rabbits

Ričard: dopustite mi da se izvinim
Ledi Ana: jedino bi tvoje izvinjenje bilo da se obesiš
Ko je ova DIVA 💜

chu wanning and shi mei having a diva off dok se mo ranu sudi u kineskoj verziji haškog tribunala...... peak fiction

I'm sorry Lu Xiaobei I wasn't familiar with your game 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻