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Shakespeare’s a SAVAGE! (This is translated to new English so it’s easier for ya’ll)
you're a villain and a rascal; you eat kitchen scraps; you're filthy, arrogant, shallow, You're a cheapskate servant in dirty stockings; You're nothing but a combination of villain, beggar, coward, pimp, and the son and heir of a mangy bitch, and I'll beat you until you whine if you try to deny even a single one of my words.
Jul 31, 2025 08:47AM
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Fav bits-

King Lear tells his daughter in graphic detail how he wants her womb to be ruined and for her to be infertile because he’s mad.

When the Fool gives Lear advice and says all you need is to leave your drinks and your wh*re.

Fun!!

No Fr fr this script is great, I’m alternating from reading the OG to reading a version in “new” English and let me just say; I officially bow down to Shakespeare.
Jul 29, 2025 07:46PM
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message 1: by paige (new)

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message 2: by Div (new) - rated it 3 stars

Div Fr, I left out like half of his monologue as well; this could be my new dream role. (He also goes on about how poor, useless and stupid this servant is for like 3 pages) iconic behavior


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