Let's Get Quizzical Quotes

“A hat painted in brilliant white letters. “You’re my final answer”
― Kelly Ohlert, Let's Get Quizzical

“Together. The word ricochets off the walls of my mind like a lost hiker’s desperate plea for help in an empty cavern.”
― Kelly Ohlert, Let's Get Quizzical

“It’s like her gran is too full of life for a horizontal Charlie’s words to contain. She requires vertical story telling.”
― Kelly Ohlert, Let's Get Quizzical

“That’s it. Talk nerdy to me”
― Kelly Ohlert, Let's Get Quizzical

“Geez,” I mutter. “It’s like the line to see the Easter Bunny at the mall.”
“Mall Easter Bunnies are terrifying. Nobody is this excited to see a mall Easter Bunny.”
― Kelly Ohlert, Let's Get Quizzical

“The place they put us doesn’t even have a name. The sign just reads hotel. Or motel. It looks like they started with hotel, but after some soul searching, knew deep down they were a motel. The result is some sneaky lettering to make it difficult to tell if the opening letter is an H, or an M. It’s a Hmotel.”
― Kelly Ohlert, Let's Get Quizzical

“She cowers behind the vehicle, like some robber or murderer broke into her daughter’s house and decided to drop and do some yoga before getting on with their lawless hooliganry.”
― Kelly Ohlert, Let's Get Quizzical

“I pull out my laptop—so ancient its functionality is best suited for Oregon Trail”
― Kelly Ohlert, Let's Get Quizzical

“It seems like a gray area, and gray isn’t all that far from silver. This could be my silver lining.”
― Kelly Ohlert, Let's Get Quizzical

“I want to throttle him. Maybe kiss him a little. Mostly throttle him.”
― Kelly Ohlert, Let's Get Quizzical

“I slide across the hardwood to the door in my socks, Tom Cruise style but with the notable addition of pants.”
― Kelly Ohlert, Let's Get Quizzical

“Flattery won’t get him into my flared trousers.”
― Kelly Ohlert, Let's Get Quizzical