Ryan Mecum > Quotes

“Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

“If the dawn should break
and take away this sunrise,
I hope I break, too.”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

“If this were real life,
Ed would have looked at her neck-
bite, dead, burp, credits.”
― Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

“Those were not vampires.
If sunlight makes you sparkle,
you're a unicorn.”
― Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

“Bitting into heads
is much harder than it looks.
The skull is feisty.”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

“Little old ladies
speed away in their wheelchairs,
frightened meals on wheels.”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

“You are so lucky
that I cannot remember
how to use doorknobs.”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

“I loved my momma
I eat her with my mouth closed,
how she would want it.”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

“Beth from accounting
is just sitting in her car
eating spaghetti.”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

“Little old laides
speed away in their wheel chairs,
frightened meals on wheels.”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

“My town is broken.
From this view, I see the end.
Below, they gather.”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

“They surround the car
and are all moaning something.
Is that the word train?!”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

“If my heart could beat
it would have skipped one or two
as red pierces through.”
― Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

“Upside-down death spikes/ like sitting on loaded guns/ a chair with wooden legs.”
― Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

“You are my sunshine...'/ (the scariest song ever)/ '...my only sunshine.”
― Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

“Drinking by myself/ from a lonely bartender/ missing Katherine.”
― Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

“Beth sort of hugs me,
which I am not a fan of,
so I kick and run.”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

“They don't talk to me.
Although I try to reason,
they don't seem to care.”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains

“Let's put it this way.
I fought for the South. We lost.
Lance Henriksen rules!”
― Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

“Biting into heads is much harder than it looks. His skull is feisty.”
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains