Ivy Smoak > Quotes

“You had me in your phone as Professor Hunter?”
― Ivy Smoak, Temptation

“Then punish me, Professor Hunter.”
― Ivy Smoak, Temptation

“I wasn't just fucking my professor. I was in deep. I loved him. I'm in love with my Comm professor.”
― Ivy Smoak, Temptation

“That reminds me of this book I read where this girl was having sex with her teacher and kept calling him Professor Hunter.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“Picture if Zac Efron and Chris Hemsworth had a baby. I mean, don't picture the actual birth. Or the gay sex. Just picture the full-grown male result of their DNA combining.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“Maybe I could go for a run later. I almost laughed out loud. A run? I was divorced. I hadn’t lost my mind.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“Oh my God. Just bang Matthew Caldwell already and get it over with.” “He’s married.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“As your guardian I should probably reprimand you for throwing a green bean at another student’s face. But as your uncle…nice aim, kiddo.”
― Ivy Smoak, Empire High Untouchables

“Wow, vivid imagery there. But I feel like nine inches might actually be fairly common for an animal in the Equus genus. Maybe even a bit small. #HorseFacts." Chastity laughed. "You never use hashtags right. They’re for sass. Not horse facts. But fair point.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“So it's my fault that you're loose?”
― Ivy Smoak, Addiction

“When we were fighting the other night, everything just suddenly clicked. When you asked me if you make me happy. That's all that matters right? I've never been happier. You're it for me, Keira." He put his other hand on my cheek. "And I thought that I'd be scared of making the next step with you too. But I'm not. The only thing I'm scared of is losing you. And when we make this official, that's it. You're the one. And I want to make that step. I'm in love with you. I'm so in love with you, Keira." Oh my God. I put my hand over my mouth. "I don't want another roommate ever again. I want to fall asleep every night with you by my side. And I only want to wake up next to you." "Rory..." "And I know I'd be happiest with you by my side for the rest of my life. Keira, I want you to be my roommate forever." He got down on one knee and pulled a box out of his pocket. I wiped away the tears that had started to fall from my eyes.”
― Ivy Smoak, Playing a Player

“But more often than not, if you choose to let them in, they'll inspire you in more ways than you can possibly imagine.”
― Ivy Smoak, Temptation

“Until life gives you something right, it's hard to realize how wrong you've been.”
― Ivy Smoak, City of Sin

“I knew Matt was. He said he was waiting for me. And I knew he loved me. I was all in with him. So shouldn’t I go all the way with him?”
― Ivy Smoak, Betrayal

“Oh my God, he scowled! He was sad that I wasn’t there. He really is stalking me! I’ll be honest, for a few months there, I’d been a little worried I was the stalker.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“James laughed. "Yeah, I got the best girl there. Rob can have all my leftovers. Penny is all I need." Rob frowned. "They're not leftover if you never tapped them.”
― Ivy Smoak, City of Sin

“When I looked back at my stalker, he was staring at me. Holding my binoculars. With smoothie dribbling down my chin. I’d been caught looking every bit the stalker in this situation. Kill me now.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“It'll be like Clark Kent and Superman,” said Chastity. “Only in this case, Superman really loves dick. #NotHisKryptonite." "And now you're making it weird." "Okay, okay. Fine. Superman is only moderately interested in dick.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“Well of course you’re going to get revenge.” Chastity pointed to my single girl membership card. “Rule #37: The best way to break up with a guy is to fuck his best friend.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“The door slammed into someone, splashing coffee down the front of her… I swallowed hard. For just a moment I was transfixed by the droplets of coffee that cascaded down her chest, disappearing beneath her tank top. But then I heard the thud as her cup landed on the ground and it pulled me out of my trance. Just as I was about to force my eyes to her face, she started to slip. I grabbed her waist to prevent her from falling.”
― Ivy Smoak, Obsessed

“You’re single again, Ash. Which means Single Girl Rules are back in effect! So your no stripper rule is trumped by Single Girl Rule #10: All celebrations of important life events must involve strippers.” “No Single Girl Rules!”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“They weren’t creepy stalker binoculars. Because I wasn’t a stalker. He was. These were like fancy opera watching binoculars. Or ones you’d use to watch the Kentucky Derby. I wasn’t doing anything weird.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“My home. My heart. My best friend. And the love of my life. I promised you that I’ve only ever loved you. And that I will only ever love you. And I’m standing here today, doubling down on that promise, baby. Because I will love you and only you until the day I die.”
― Ivy Smoak, Empire High Betrayal

“the worst part was that I did love him. I loved Felix Green. I just wasn’t in love with him.”
― Ivy Smoak, Betrayal

“Trying this hard to make something work sometimes means it's not meant to.”
― Ivy Smoak, Addiction

“She was finally looking at me. I could have gotten lost in her blue eyes. And her red hair was calling for me to sink my fingers into… Breathe.”
― Ivy Smoak, Obsessed

“Thank you all so much for being part of this amazing night. I couldn’t have asked for a better group of ladies to suck cocks with.”
― Ivy Smoak, Single Girl Rules #BananaParty

“Oh, and of course I’ll blow him under his desk. That’s the key to any man’s heart.”
― Ivy Smoak, Scarlett and the Kiss Thief

“That’s the whole problem, Brooklyn. You haven’t given me any reason to believe a word you say.” He opened the door. “Matt, you promised you wouldn’t walk away.” “I guess we’re both liars.” The door slammed shut behind him.”
― Ivy Smoak, Betrayal

“When my eyes scanned the room, all the air left my lungs. There she was. Sitting in the back row of my classroom right next to a window. She was staring out the window, not even listening to me. The sun shining through the window made her hair even brighter. It practically shimmered, drawing all my attention to her.”
― Ivy Smoak, Obsessed