Clare Kauter > Quotes

“Why is it that every time you do something you hope no one will notice, you get found out? I once read that the probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of the action.”
― Clare Kauter, Losing Your Head

“No body, no worries,”
― Clare Kauter, Not a Clue

“yell at some shop assistants and ask to see their manager,”
― Clare Kauter, Poison at the Mall

“know I’m usually a better arsehole than this, but I’m too exhausted to put in the effort.”
― Clare Kauter, Losing Your Head

“I wondered why being a woman meant I’d have extra work. Then I remembered how society functioned and stopped wondering.”
― Clare Kauter, Losing Your Head

“Maybe I was growing on him! Like a fungus!”
― Clare Kauter, Losing Your Head