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“I looked exactly like the female version of George Costanza when I was in sixth grade… I insisted on dressing myself in monochromatic outfits. All my shirts had an animal performing an action on them. I had a pink sweater with penguins knitting to match my pink ribbed leggings. A hunter green shirt with dogs painting.”
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“I'm twenty-seven and as of writing this, I haven't had sex in two years, six months, three days, and two and a half hours. It's a situation that I wish upon no one.”
― Unintentionally Celibate
― Unintentionally Celibate
“The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair”
― Unintentionally Celibate
― Unintentionally Celibate
“Women are perfectly aware of any spare-tire, muffin-top bulge they may have. The last thing we need is a stranger reminding us that they're aware of it too.”
― Unintentionally Celibate
― Unintentionally Celibate
