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Average rating: 3.93 · 306 ratings · 57 reviews · 2 distinct works • Similar authors

	The Coitus Chronicles: My Quest for Sex, Love, and Orgasms 3.94 avg rating — 225 ratings — published 2019 — 5 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Unintentionally Celibate 3.91 avg rating — 81 ratings — published 2015 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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“I looked exactly like the female version of George Costanza when I was in sixth grade… I insisted on dressing myself in monochromatic outfits. All my shirts had an animal performing an action on them. I had a pink sweater with penguins knitting to match my pink ribbed leggings. A hunter green shirt with dogs painting.”
― Olive B. Persimmon

tags: awkward, awkwardness, funny, seinfeld

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“I'm twenty-seven and as of writing this, I haven't had sex in two years, six months, three days, and two and a half hours. It's a situation that I wish upon no one.”
― Olive B. Persimmon, Unintentionally Celibate

tags: humor, unintentionally-celibate

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“The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair”
― Olive B. Persimmon, Unintentionally Celibate

tags: funny, humor

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