Chandler Morrison > Quotes

“The living are dangerous. They inflict pain. They're so fueled by greed, a lust for useless material shit, a smoldering desire to fit in ... and they'll hurt and betray and destroy whomever they must in order to get anywhere close to all of it. None of them are any different.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“I hate dealing with people. They can’t be up front about anything. Please don’t confuse my misanthropy for misogyny.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“I don’t think she’ll mind. I mean, she eats babies.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“I’ve never been any kind of athlete or anything, but am I seriously the only person who realizes that infants are the perfect punting shape? If we replaced footballs with babies, I would have been far more successful in high school gym class.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“Self-awareness really doesn’t mean shit, though. It is, in fact, little more than psychological masturbation, and has about the same net worth as a wad of semen in a handful of crumpled tissues. No cockroach ever desired not to be a cockroach, just because it knew it was a cockroach.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“She finally regained her voice when they removed her lips and scooped out her eyes,”
― Chandler Morrison, Human-Shaped Fiends

“Yes, that pun was wholly intended, and yes, I do find myself amusing. The audience doesn’t get it, but that’s what laugh tracks are for.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“Nothing you know to be true, is true. Society has brainwashed you. Don’t be like the rest. Fuck the rest.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“You don’t look happy.  You look like you’re...dead inside.”
― Chandler Morrison, Just to See Hell

“As I dress myself for work, I’m daydreaming of chilly kisses punctuated with black tongues and chipped, gray teeth.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“All you’ve made for people here is some sort of horrible nightmare.”
― Chandler Morrison, Human-Shaped Fiends

“Just try not to go fallin’ in love with me. It’ll be bad for your health.”
― Chandler Morrison, Human-Shaped Fiends

“There’s nothing more poetic than the death of a beautiful woman.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“I want death neither behind, nor ahead, of me, but around me and within me.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“Still, there’s just . . . too much color in her face, too much light in her eyes . . . and I can feel the warm body heat radiating off her. I imagine her colder, paler. She could be almost perfect, if she wasn’t oozing all that spritely vitality. There is no greater tragedy than beauty needlessly wasted.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“You never realize how fragile you are until you’re already in pieces.”
― Chandler Morrison, #thighgap

“Okay, before I go on, I should warn you that this next part is what most people would consider to be gross or appalling. If you were expecting fifty shades of softcore mommy porn, you’re going to be disappointed.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“I’m supposed to comfort her—I think any decent human being would—but I’m not a decent human being, and I don’t know much about comfort, so I just sit and wait for her to finish telling the story.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“People don’t see me, and I don’t really see them. It’s better for everyone that way.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“Why are you naked.” That’s the only question I’m able to force past my lips, despite the existence of other, more obvious, inquiries. Like, “Why are you eating that dead baby,” or “What the fuck is going on here,” or “Don’t you at least want some sauce to dip that in, or something.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“the most annoying thing a stranger can do is stop being an object, part of the scenery, and force itself into your life, crying for your attention.”
― Chandler Morrison, Along the Path of Torment

“Consider this your goddamn trigger warning.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“I don’t have fun. I have moments of satisfaction in between long bouts of plain existence. That’s it. I don’t even know what fun is.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“When people express concern over your well-being, it’s very rarely really genuine.  They just want a reason to play amateur pseudo-psychologist.  It’s ego masturbation.”
― Chandler Morrison, Hate to Feel

“She’s grinning from ear to ear, and in this moment, her beauty has become, in some abstract sense, nightmarish.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“Okay, before I go on, I should warn you that this next part is what most people would consider to be gross or appalling. If you were expecting fifty shades of softcore mommy porn, you’re going to be disappointed. Consider this your goddamn trigger warning.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“Helen gets up and sits on my face, so I start tonguing her and she cries out as a rush of fluid floods my mouth. Not exactly my thing, but I do have a dead baby on my dick, so one could argue tonight is all about exploring new areas.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“No, now is the part where you do what you feel you must.  Do what you want, Sterling.  There are no rules here.  Once you figure things out, once you understand things for what they are, there is no need for rules.  Rules become irrelevant.  Order maintains itself through chaos.”
― Chandler Morrison, Just to See Hell

“The living are dangerous. They inflict pain. They’re so fueled by greed, a lust for useless material shit, a smoldering desire to fit in . . . and they’ll hurt and betray and destroy whomever they must in order to get anywhere close to all of it.”
― Chandler Morrison, Dead Inside

“People say things. They don't always mean them. They usually don't mean them.”
― Chandler Morrison, #thighgap