Diary Wimpy > Quotes

“My mom!”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Wolf

“everyone keeps shouting at me and calling me stupid.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Snow Golem

“Bash! Crash! Minecraftians clash!  Herobrine’s caused a war! Some use swords and some use axes, But all want to settle the score! I”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Herobrine

“finished working our way around town, it was clear that we were going to be performing to a full house tomorrow night, just like we always did.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Wolf

“Withers”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Wither

“Day 22 I had no idea finding a fortress in the Nether would be so difficult. It’s so confusing down here. If my sense of direction was bad in the Overworld, it’s even worse down here. I have no idea where I am or where the Nether portal I used is.  It all looks the same to me. The walls are dark, light coming from lava streams.  And the lava is so hot! I could feel myself almost melting into iron ingots the closer I got. I’m going to have to be careful not to be knocked into it. I’d never get out alive.”
― Diary Wimpy, Diary of a Minecraft Iron Golem

“None of them can think outside of the box. “Too busy!” one said. “Haven’t got time!” said another. “Leave me alone. Can’t you see I’m building a box?”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Enderman

“Matilda, but they’ll give you the best possible”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Spider Jockey

“Minecraftians”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Horse

“What?” I asked. “We”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Enderman

“It was not fun, I didn’t like it and I didn’t win anything.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Horse

“My mother always used to tell me that I was destined for great things.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Herobrine

“grinned”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper

“Prince Squiddington to be precise. I live in the most beautiful place in all Minecraftia. Under the sea. It’s wonderful down here. Everything”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Squid

“Diary of a Minecraft Creeper.”
― Diary Wimpy, Diary of a Minecraft Kitten

“The”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Enderman

“Did you see that shelter I built?” “Yes. It must have taken you ages.” “I would have finished it sooner, but I had to keep fighting the zombies that spawned.” “Oh no! Not zombies! I hate zombies!”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Wolf

“I ended up with my nose stuck right up Tom the butcher’s armpit.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Dairy of a Villager Shepherd

“she asked me if I could autograph her baby’s bib. Since the baby was wearing it at the”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Snow Golem

“He handed me a card. On it were written the words “Billy Matrix, movie producer.” “Movie producer?” I frowned. “Yes,” he smiled. “I’m the man behind Very, Very Cold.” It took all my self-restraint not to attack him.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Snow Golem

“what”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Enderman

“All right then young man. You’ve got yourself a deal.”
― Diary Wimpy, Diary of a Minecraft Iron Golem

“Zach had managed to persuade a few of the Endermen to help us build our stage. By persuade, I mean threaten to beat them up,”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Enderman

“wheel.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Bat

“It’s hard to talk when you’ve been killed.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Enderman

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as I can get to blowing myself up. In return, it blew up its leg to say hello.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Herobrine

“Aiden!”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Horse

“The chorus went something like “hi ho, hi ho” over and over and over. It was very annoying.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Herobrine

“You’re just a human, nothing but food for cave spiders,” I replied. “Everybody knows that humans don’t have feelings. Not like cave spiders do. Stop trying to trick me like that.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Cave Spider

“If you’ve never seen a troop of squid guards riding horses, you’ve never lived.”
― Diary Wimpy, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Squid