Pandora Pine > Quotes

“Every day you are alive, your story is still being written.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead Silent

“Carson Craig!” Bertha was trying hard not to laugh. “You stop making fun of my granddaughter this instant. I haven’t laughed that hard in years. Well, unless it was the time that Tennyson was shouting at me in the grocery store and some guy invited him to an AA meeting.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead Man Walking

“For some reason that made Jude howl even harder. The idea of someone snatching up little Ronan only to realize just what they’d gotten themselves into. It was too much. “They would have returned you, Ronan, with a note pinned to your shirt apologizing for the trouble they caused.” “Funny, asshole.”
― Pandora Pine, Ghost of Himself

“You’re my family. You have to like me.” “Not true. Being family means we have to love you. Liking you is a function of your personality and how you treat us.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead of Night

“NOW!” Ronan shouted as Wolf zipped past his parents and Santa. He caught the little boy at the end of Santa’s red carpet. “Did you get it?” he asked the photographer. “I did,” the man laughed. “It’s the best picture I’ve taken all day! He looks like Roadrunner dashing away from the coyote.”
― Pandora Pine, Ghost of Christmas Past

“He turned to his husband, his mouth falling open, as if he’d just remembered something important. “Where’s our baby?” Ronan’s face broke into a slow smirk. “Dixie’s watching her. You know how much that dog loves our daughter. I left her with the remote control and a pile of dog treats.” Ten’s eyes popped open. He blinked a few times, his mouth opening and closing but no sound came out. “Your mother is with her, Nostradamus!”
― Pandora Pine, Ghost Story

“but by the time his cock started to soften, his throat felt raw and his slit felt like an eighteen-wheeler had passed through it.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead Speak

“Tennison.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead Man Walking

“mothereffers.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead of Night

“He heard us, you know…” “He heard me swabbing your poop deck?”
― Pandora Pine, Dead in the Water

“I’m okay,” Greeley’s week voice came through”
― Pandora Pine, Dead Reckoning

“have a tug of war with cyclops”
― Pandora Pine, Dead of Night

“a hummingbird on Red Bull all day.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead in the Water

“Adios, boner!” Ronan said to the bulge in his briefs. “It was nice stroking you.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead of Night

“Now you will feel no rain, for each of you”
― Pandora Pine, Ghost of a Memory

“Vann was so scared his skin actually turned white. He looked like Michael Jackson for a second.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead of Night

“whatchamacallit?”
― Pandora Pine, Dead Man Walking

“One way or another”
― Pandora Pine, Dead of Night

“He was a gay man, with a cat, and more books on his Kindle than he could possibly read in a lifetime,”
― Pandora Pine, Ship Happens

“Even wrapped from head to toe in a heavy wool hat, jacket, mittens, and boots, Erin O’Mara resembled a frozen fish stick.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead Scared

“Most people think like you, that your future is pre-determined by God or fate or the universe, and all we have to is follow the map. The truth of it is that we’re each the cartographer in our own lives. You’re the map maker.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead in the Water

“pinkened,”
― Pandora Pine, Dead of Night

“dick-cheese,”
― Pandora Pine, Dead in the Water

“She sighed as if the notion of falling in love during a murder investigation stirred her Ovaltine.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead in the Water

“Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. Now there will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. Now you are two persons, but there is only one life before you. May beauty surround you both in the journey ahead and through all the years.”
― Pandora Pine, Ghost of a Memory

“Ten was sick of farting peppermint from Ronan using the minty shampoo as lube. The waterproof and fragrance-free lube they’d found at the local Walgreens really did the trick. Best of all, his farts went back to smelling like farts.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead To Me

“Sometimes you don’t get to choose between good and bad. Sometimes you have to choose between bad and worse!”
― Pandora Pine, Dead to the World

“snookums!”
― Pandora Pine, Dead Speak

“Ten was sick of farting peppermint from Ronan using the minty shampoo as lube.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead To Me

“Ten had been more shocked than anything else when Ronan said he’d be over later and would cook for them. So far as Ten knew, the only thing Ronan knew how to do in the kitchen was have sex on the counter.”
― Pandora Pine, Dead Silent